Christmas party season is brilliant, isn’t it? There’s music, questionable dancing, too much buffet food and at least one bloke who’s had a few sherries before the starters arrive. But first, you’ve got to decide what to wear. Do you go smart? Festive? Slightly ridiculous? Or fully commit to a Christmas jumper so gloriously daft […]
You know Christmas has properly started when someone turns up wearing a jumper that makes Auntie Linda choke on her sherry. Traditional reindeer? Lovely. Snowflakes? Very festive. But sometimes you want something with a bit more attitude. Something cheeky. Something that says, “Yes, I’m festive. No, I’m not behaving.” That’s where Rude Christmas Jumpers come […]
Some blokes see the words “Christmas jumper” and immediately picture itchy wool, tired reindeer and the same red-and-green pattern everyone else bought from the supermarket. Not you. Or not the bloke you’re buying for, anyway. If plain clothes make him look like he’s been dressed by a particularly dull catalogue, a novelty Christmas jumper is […]
Christmas Jumper Day is your annual excuse to wear something gloriously daft in public. At work. At school. In the pub. Possibly all three if December gets away from you. But what should you actually wear? A basic red jumper with a tiny snowflake? A tired-looking reindeer you found at the back of the wardrobe? […]
The office Christmas party is coming. You’ve got the awkward small talk, the suspiciously competitive Secret Santa and at least one person who’ll mention the Christmas do in every meeting from now until December. So, what are you wearing? A plain jumper is perfectly acceptable. But where’s the fun in that? The right funny Christmas […]
Christmas jumpers used to mean itchy knitwear, questionable reindeer and a forced smile for the family photo. Not anymore, mate. These days, the right jumper can be the main event. It can start a conversation at the office party, win questionable bragging rights at the pub and make your dad laugh so hard he nearly […]
Let’s be honest. Christmas jumpers aren’t meant to be subtle. They’re meant to make your mate laugh, cause mild embarrassment in the work group photo and give someone’s nan something to comment on over a turkey sandwich. That’s the whole point. And yet, every year, we all secretly want one. You know the feeling. You […]
Christmas jumpers used to mean itchy wool, questionable colour combinations and something your nan bought in a charity shop. These days, they’re a chance to make an entrance. Whether you’re heading to the office party, joining the family for Christmas dinner or simply walking into the pub looking festive, the right jumper can do more […]
Christmas party season is creeping closer. The group chat’s getting louder, the pub’s taking bookings and someone’s already asking whether the dress code is “festive”. Here’s the thing: you don’t need a full Santa suit, a battery-powered reindeer or a hat that plays music every time you move. A proper funny Xmas jumper can do […]
Let’s be honest for a second, shall we? The “traditional” Christmas jumper has had its day. You know the ones, the itchy, woolly monstrosities your Nan used to knit that made you look like a human gingerbread man. Fast forward a few decades, and the “ironic” ugly sweater became the thing. But even that’s gone […]
