Let’s be honest, mates, shopping for dads is a bit of a nightmare, isn’t it? Every year, the same panic sets in. You walk around the shops, staring blankly at racks of navy blue socks and "Best Dad" mugs that are about as exciting as a wet weekend in Bognor.
You want something that actually hits the mark. Something that doesn't just end up at the back of the cupboard next to that fondue set he used once in 2012. You want a gift that makes him snort his tea, gives him a proper chuckle, and proves you actually know his sense of humour.
That’s where we come in. At Blokey, we specialise in the "cheeky but brilliant." We’ve rounded up our absolute favourites that are guaranteed to win you the "Favourite Child" award this year. Whether he’s a football fanatic, a golf obsessive, or just the undisputed king of terrible dad jokes, we’ve got the funny father's day gifts that will do the trick.
Think about it: wouldn't you rather see him genuinely laughing than giving you that polite "oh, that's nice, thanks" face? Here’s our countdown of the top 10 funny gifts that’ll have him grinning from ear to ear.
1. The "Happy Farters Day" Baked Beans Mug
Kicking things off with a proper classic. You know the type, the dad who thinks a well-timed trump is the height of sophisticated comedy. This mug is a masterpiece of British pun-work. Designed to look exactly like a famous tin of baked beans, it proudly declares him the "No.1 Dad" on a "Happy Farters Day."
It’s bold, it’s colourful, and it’s a bit gross, which basically makes it the perfect dad gift. It’s the kind of mug he’ll insist on using when the neighbours come round for a brew, just to see their reaction.
Product link: No.1 Dad Happy Farters Day Mug
2. "Dad, You’re One of My Favourite Parents" Mug
If you’ve got siblings, this one is a tactical masterstroke. It’s the ultimate "cheeky aside" gift. It doesn't say he's the favourite (though we all know he is), it just says he’s one of them.
It’s a bit of a wink and a nudge, perfect for the dad who appreciates a bit of banter. The bright yellow and blue lettering makes it stand out in the cupboard, ensuring no one else dares to use his special "I'm semi-favoured" mug. Plus, it’s a great way to keep your mum on her toes, too!
Product link: One of My Favourite Parents Mug
3. The "Complete Tool… Expert" Mug
Is your dad the type who spends every Saturday in the shed, surrounded by half-finished projects and a suspicious amount of sawdust? Or maybe he’s the dad who thinks he’s a DIY god but actually just owns a very expensive drill he doesn't know how to use.
Either way, this "Complete Tool… Expert" mug is a winner. The word "Tool" is massive, and "Expert" is tucked neatly underneath, just like his actual DIY skills. It’s self-deprecating, funny, and honestly, a very practical bit of kit for his mid-morning sawdust-covered tea break.
Product link: Dad You're A Complete Tool Mug
4. "Best Dad By Par" Golf Mug
For the bloke who spends more time on the fairway than in his own living room, this is a hole-in-one. We all know a golf dad. He’s the one who starts every sentence with "So, on the 4th hole today…" while everyone else’s eyes glaze over.
This mug celebrates his passion with a pun that’s actually… well, pretty good! It even looks great sitting on his desk at work, letting everyone know he’d rather be putting. If you’re looking for more inspiration for the links-lover in your life, check out our full range of golf mugs for some truly "tee-rific" options.
Product link: Best Dad By Par Golf Mug
5. Milestone Birthday T-Shirts (for the Father's Day double-whammy)
Now, sometimes Father's Day falls near a big birthday. Or maybe he’s just reaching that age where he’s officially "vintage." Our range of funny t-shirts includes those legendary milestone designs.
Think 40th, 50th, or 60th birthday tees that remind him he’s not old, he’s just "experienced" (or "past his sell-by date," depending on how brave you’re feeling). Made from soft cotton, they’re perfect for the Father’s Day BBQ where he’ll inevitably be manning the tongs and burning the sausages.
6. "You’re Like a Dad to Me… Only Better!" Mug
Not every "Dad" is a biological one. Whether it’s a step-dad, a father-in-law, or just a bloke who’s been there for you like a dad, they deserve a laugh too. This mug is brilliant because it’s high-praise wrapped in a cheeky insult.
It tells them they’re doing a better job than the "standard" model. It’s decorated with footballs, beer, and trophies, the holy trinity of bloke-dom. It’s a great way to say "cheers for being a legend" without getting too mushy. Because let’s face it, we’re British; we express love through mild sarcasm.
Product link: Like a Dad to me… Only Better Mug
7. The "Wicket Dad" Cricket Mug
Is he the sort of bloke who considers a five-day Test match the pinnacle of human entertainment? Does he use cricket metaphors for everyday life? "I've really knocked it for six with this Sunday roast, haven't I?"
If so, the "Wicket Dad" mug is his new favourite possession. It’s bright, it’s cheerful, and it features a very happy little cricket ball. It’s the perfect companion for those long afternoons spent watching the cricket on the telly while "resting his eyes."
Product link: Wicket Dad Cricket Mug
8. Funny Beach Towels for the "Holiday Dad"
Picture this: Your dad is on holiday. He’s found his spot on the sand. He’s got his sun cream (applied poorly, leaving white streaks everywhere), his hat, and his book. What’s missing? A towel that makes everyone else on the beach do a double-take.
Our funny beach towels are designed with massive graphics that celebrate the finer things in life, like football or a proper English breakfast. They’re bold, they’re huge, and they ensure he’ll never lose his sun lounger again.
9. Step Dad – "If I Had the Choice I Would Pick You"
Step-dads often get the short straw when it comes to Father's Day, but not at Blokey. This mug is genuinely sweet but keeps that essential "bloke" edge. It features a cheeky cartoon boy picking his nose (stay with me here) with the text: "If I had the choice I would pick you."
It’s the kind of humour that lands perfectly. It’s sentimental without being "sappy," and it’s guaranteed to get a real laugh. It shows you’ve put some thought into it beyond just picking up a generic card from the supermarket.
Product link: Step Dad Choice Mug
10. The "Classic Dad Joke" Gift Card
Finally, you can’t have a gift without a card. But don't settle for one with a picture of a steam train or a peaceful fishing lake. Get him something that reflects the "humour" (we use the term loosely) he inflicts on you every day.
A funny card is the perfect cherry on top of your Father’s Day gift. It sets the tone before he’s even opened the wrapping paper. Studies have actually shown that laughter can strengthen family bonds (external link), so really, by buying him a funny gift, you’re just being a very responsible and caring child. You're welcome.
Why Funny Gifts Beat "Useful" Gifts Every Time
You might be tempted to get him something "practical," like a new set of screwdrivers or a car cleaning kit. Here’s the thing: he can buy those himself. Father’s Day isn't about restocking his supplies; it’s about the "moment."
When he opens a gift from Blokey, he isn't just getting a mug. He’s getting a laugh. He’s getting a reminder that you know exactly what makes him tick. Whether it’s his obsession with golf or his questionable "farter" status, these gifts show you "get" him.
Wrapping It Up (Literally)
So, why settle for boring? Why let another Father’s Day pass with a mediocre gift that’ll be forgotten by July?
Take a look at our full range of funny father's day gifts and find something that’s as unique, cheeky, and brilliant as the old man himself. We’ve done the hard work of coming up with the designs, all you have to do is take the credit for being the world’s best gift-giver.
And if you’re still struggling to decide? Just go with the beans mug. You can never go wrong with a fart joke. It’s basically the law of being a bloke.
Happy shopping, and here’s to a Father’s Day that’s actually… well, funny!











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