How You Doing? Funny Beach Towels

How You Doing? – Funny Beach Towel for Men Who Know How to Flirt (or Think They Do)

Turn heads and raise eyebrows this summer with the ultimate towel for blokes who like to make an entrance. Our “How You Doing?” towel is one of the boldest, cheekiest funny beach towels for men, inspired by the most iconic pickup line in sitcom history (yes, Joey Tribbiani from Friends would approve).

Perfect for beach holidays, poolside banter, festivals, or even just sunbathing in the garden, this towel lets your inner charmer shine. With a tropical shirt, sunnies, a beach ball and that unmistakable phrase splashed across the design, you’re not just drying off—you’re making a statement.

Why This Towel Is the Ultimate Wingman

Funny, vibrant, and absolutely unforgettable, this towel is made for lads who love a bit of 90s nostalgia and don’t take life too seriously. Whether you’re a Joey wannabe or just someone who appreciates a great pop culture reference, this towel delivers both laughs and quality.

Here’s what makes it a summer must-have:

• High-quality fabric: 11.8 oz./yd² (400 g/m²) weight for a plush, absorbent feel

• Large and lounge-ready: Sized at 30″ × 60″ (76 × 152 cm) so you can sprawl out in comfort

• Slim and packable: Only 0.28″ (0.7 cm) thick, making it perfect for rolling up in your bag without bulk

• Printed on one side only: The front delivers the visual punch, while the back keeps things practical for drying off fast

Whether it’s a boys’ trip, stag do, or your annual beach holiday, this towel’s ready for whatever mischief you have in mind.

One-Liner Legend, Towel Edition

Let’s face it “How you doing?” is more than a line, it’s a lifestyle. This towel captures that energy perfectly, making it one of the best-selling funny beach towels for men who aren’t afraid to show off their cheeky side. It’s also a brilliant icebreaker, perfect for sparking beach banter and reminding everyone not to take themselves too seriously.

Great for:

• Holiday laughs with the lads

• Birthday gifts for sitcom superfans

• Father’s Day presents for the fun-loving dad

• Stag do essentials

• Just being that guy at the beach

Give it as a gift or keep it for yourself—either way, it’ll get noticed (and maybe get a few laughs too).

Designed for Blokes Who Bring the Banter

At Blokey, we specialise in products that mix humour, personality, and practicality. This towel does all three. It’s one of our most playful designs, perfect for guys who know the value of a good catchphrase and a great beach setup. So go ahead—drop the shades, flash a smile, and let the towel do the talking.

• Fabric composition in the US: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric composition in EU: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight in the US: 10.6 oz./yd.² (360 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in EU: 11.8 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm)
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent
• Blank product sourced from China