Happy Birthday Twat Mug – Funny Birthday Gift Mugs

Happy Birthday Twat Mug – The Ultimate Funny Birthday Gift for Someone Who Can Take a Joke

If you’re searching for a brilliantly cheeky Happy Birthday Twat Mug that guarantees laughs, banter, and an unforgettable birthday moment, this bold 11oz ceramic mug delivers exactly that. Designed for mates, brothers, husbands, work colleagues, dads, or anyone who appreciates proper British humour, this Happy Birthday Twat Mug turns an ordinary birthday present into the gift everyone talks about long after the candles have been blown out. Whether it’s for a milestone birthday, a surprise party, or simply because polite birthday cards are overrated, this mug brings humour, colour, and personality in one unforgettable gift.

Featuring vibrant three-dimensional lettering bursting with colour, surrounded by confetti, stars, streamers, and a brilliantly detailed birthday cake complete with glowing candles, this design instantly feels like a proper celebration. From the moment the wrapping paper comes off, this mug makes its intentions crystal clear… this birthday is not going to be boring.

It’s loud.
It’s colourful.
It’s slightly outrageous.
And that’s exactly why people love it.

Why the Happy Birthday Twat Mug Makes the Perfect Funny Gift

Buying birthday presents for men can be surprisingly difficult. Aftershave gets forgotten. Socks disappear into drawers. Gift cards feel a little lazy.

But a mug like this? That gets used every day.

This Happy Birthday Twat Mug is perfect for:

• Best mates who appreciate ruthless banter
• Brothers who are impossible to buy for
• Husbands with a wicked sense of humour
• Work colleagues who can take a joke
• Dads who enjoy cheeky birthday gifts
• Pub mates who always give as good as they get

It’s the sort of gift that gets opened, instantly sparks laughter, and usually ends with everyone asking where you found it.

Often followed by…

“You absolute legend.”

Premium Quality Built for Daily Brews

Of course, a funny mug still needs to be a proper mug. That’s why this Happy Birthday Twat Mug is crafted from high-quality ceramic and built for everyday use. With its classic 11oz size, it’s perfect for morning coffee, afternoon tea, post-party recovery brews, or that much-needed cuppa after birthday celebrations.

The smooth gloss finish keeps the bright colours, confetti details, and bold lettering looking sharp and vibrant use after use. The sturdy handle offers a comfortable grip, making it ideal for home, the office, or proudly sitting on a desk where everyone can see it.

A Birthday Gift They’ll Actually Keep

Some birthday gifts get forgotten by next week. Some never leave the box. This one gets laughed at, shown off, and used every single day.

Available from Blokey.co.uk, this mug combines humour, colour, and everyday practicality in one memorable birthday gift.

Because sometimes the best birthday wishes come with just the right amount of abuse.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!