Funny Christmas Jumpers Ho Ho Ho Merry Pissed-Mas

Ho Ho Ho Merry Pissed-Mas Funny Christmas Jumper

Santa’s had a long year, the presents are wrapped, the reindeer are parked and he’s decided it’s time to crack open the wine. Our Ho Ho Ho Merry Pissed-Mas Funny Christmas Jumper is the perfect festive outfit for anyone who enjoys a Christmas tipple and doesn’t mind making a bit of a spectacle of themselves.

Featuring a rather merry Father Christmas clutching a bottle of red wine in one hand and raising a glass in the other, this cheeky Christmas sweatshirt celebrates the most wonderful time of the year in true Blokey fashion.

Whether you’re heading to the office Christmas party, meeting your mates down the pub or preparing for a Christmas Day that involves considerably more drinking than cooking, this novelty Christmas jumper is ready for the occasion.

A Funny Christmas Jumper Featuring a Very Merry Santa

The design features a cartoon Santa who looks like he’s already enjoyed several glasses of Christmas cheer. With rosy cheeks, droopy eyelids, a big grin and a bottle of red wine firmly in his grasp, Father Christmas is clearly having the time of his life.

Above his head, the words “HO HO HO” appear in bold, snow-covered festive lettering. Underneath, the punchline “MERRY PISSED-MAS” is displayed in large red and white letters, surrounded by Christmas presents, holly, snowflakes and festive decorations.

The colourful illustration brings together traditional Christmas imagery with a cheeky adult sense of humour. It’s exactly the sort of Christmas jumper that gets noticed at a party, particularly when the wearer starts resembling the Santa on the front.

The Perfect Funny Christmas Jumper for Christmas Parties

If your idea of Christmas spirit comes in a wine glass, this funny Christmas jumper could be right up your street.

It’s made for those festive occasions when everyone lets their hair down, the Christmas music gets louder and somebody inevitably starts dancing badly.

Ideal for:

• Office Christmas parties and Christmas jumper day
• Christmas Eve drinks with friends
• Festive pub crawls and nights out
• Christmas Day celebrations with the family
• Secret Santa gifts for colleagues with a cheeky sense of humour
• Funny Christmas gifts for wine lovers
• Anyone who takes their Christmas drinking rather seriously

It’s also a brilliant choice for the bloke who claims he’s only having one drink before disappearing into the kitchen to open another bottle.

A Comfortable Novelty Christmas Sweatshirt

Christmas parties can be long affairs, so you’ll want something comfortable enough to see you through the evening.

This funny Christmas sweatshirt is made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend, providing warmth and comfort throughout the festive season.

The pre-shrunk fabric, rib-knit collar and double-needle stitching make it suitable for regular wear, while the relaxed sweatshirt style works well with jeans or casual trousers.

Available in multiple colours and sizes from S to 5XL, there’s a suitable option for plenty of festive partygoers.

And because it’s a proper sweatshirt, you can wear it throughout December, from the first Christmas drinks to the inevitable Boxing Day recovery session.

A Brilliant Secret Santa Gift for Someone Who Loves a Drink

Struggling to find a funny Christmas present for the office wine enthusiast or the mate who’s always first to suggest another round?

This Ho Ho Ho Merry Pissed-Mas Christmas Jumper makes a cracking Secret Santa gift for someone who appreciates a bit of adult Christmas humour.

It’s particularly suitable for friends, brothers, husbands, boyfriends and colleagues who enjoy a laugh and aren’t easily offended.

The festive Santa design makes the joke immediately obvious, so there’s every chance the recipient will be wearing it before the wrapping paper has even hit the floor.

Get Into the Christmas Spirit

Christmas is all about good company, ridiculous jumpers and the occasional glass of something festive.

With its tipsy Santa illustration, bold Merry Pissed-Mas slogan and colourful Christmas decorations, this funny Christmas jumper is ready for whatever December throws at you.

So grab your favourite festive drink, put on your Christmas jumper and raise a glass to Santa.

Ho Ho Ho, Merry Pissed-Mas!

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1×1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange colour variant.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!