Funny Bathroom Framed Pictures Piss Off By 9pm

Funny Bathroom Wall Art – Make Yourself at Home, But Piss Off by 9pm

Nothing says “welcome to our home” quite like giving your guests a firm departure time. This funny bathroom wall art combines the wholesome charm of an old-fashioned cross-stitch sampler with the wonderfully antisocial message: “Make Yourself at Home – But Please Piss Off By 9pm.”

With its cosy cottage, flowers, hearts and traditional needlework styling, it looks delightfully sweet from a distance. Then you read the small print.

Funny Bathroom Wall Art with Cross-Stitch Charm

The design deliberately plays with the sort of embroidered home blessing you might expect to find hanging in your gran’s hallway. A quaint country cottage sits among colourful flowers and greenery, surrounded by a decorative floral border and little red hearts.

That homely scene makes the punchline even better. Instead of another sentimental welcome sign, this rude bathroom print politely informs visitors that your hospitality has a strict 9pm cut-off. It’s ideal for anyone whose perfect evening involves having people over – followed by having them leave.

A Rude Framed Print for Antisocial Hosts

Available in 8 × 10″ and 12 × 16″, this framed print can add a bit of personality to a downstairs loo, bathroom, hallway or guest toilet. The lightweight 0.75″ (1.9 cm) Ayous wood frame uses wood from renewable forests, with an Acrylite front protector and hanging hardware included.

It also makes a suitably cheeky housewarming, birthday or new-home gift for introverts, early-to-bed types and anyone known for checking the clock when guests start getting too comfortable.

Sweet, traditional and unexpectedly sweary, this funny bathroom wall art welcomes everybody warmly – while making it perfectly clear that they shouldn’t outstay it.

• Ayous wood .75″ (1.9 cm) thick frame from renewable forests
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil (0.26 mm)
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Lightweight
• Acrylite front protector
• Hanging hardware included
• Blank product components in the US sourced from Japan and the US
• Blank product components in the EU sourced from Japan and Latvia

How to attach hooks on 24″ × 36″ horizontal frames:
Place each of the mounting hooks 1 inch (2.5 cm) from frame corners when hanging horizontally.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!