Birthday TWAT – Birthday Card for Twats

Oi, you cheeky bloke! If you’re looking for a birthday card that’s got more attitude than your mate Dave after a few pints, then check out our “Birthday TWAT” insult card. It’s not your average birthday wish; it’s a hilarious roast that’ll have the birthday geek in stitches.

Why Our “Birthday Twat” Card Rocks:

🤣 Epic Insult: We’ve all got that one mate who’s a bit of a TWAT, right? Well, now’s your chance to tease ’em in style. Our card proudly declares, “Birthday TWAT,” and it’s like giving them a friendly kick in the funny bone.

🎉 Perfect for the Lads: If your squad thrives on banter and good-natured ribbing, this card is an absolute must. It’s the ultimate way to say “happy birthday” and “you’re a bit of a TWAT” all at once.

👌 Top-Quality Design: Made with top-notch materials, this card looks as good as it roasts. It’s printed with vibrant colors and a hilarious design that’ll make your mate laugh so hard, he might just snort.

💌 Versatile Greetings: Whether it’s for your best mate, your brother, or that work buddy you’re trying to impress with your witty charm, this card does the trick. It’s blank inside, so you can pen your own cheeky message.

💥 Leave a Lasting Impression: Trust us, they’ll remember this birthday card long after the cake’s been devoured. It’s a memorable way to celebrate their special day.

🤷 Who Needs a Soppy Card?: Forget those sappy, sentimental cards. Give ’em a laugh and let ’em know you’re glad they’re the resident birthday TWAT.

Get Ready to Roast:

So, if you’re ready to add a touch of laddish humor to your mate’s birthday, grab our “Birthday TWAT” insult card. It’s the card that says, “I care enough to insult you on your special day.” Get one today and let the laughs begin!

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope