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Rude Birthday Mugs for Him!

Dive into the mischievous side of birthday celebrations with our collection of Rude Birthday Mugs for Him. Tailored for the man who appreciates humour that’s as bold as he is, our mugs come with the cheekiest and most outrageously funny designs, guaranteed to provoke laughter, shock, and perhaps even a blush or two.

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Mr. Farty Mug Mr. Men Style Gift for Men Who Fart A Lot
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Mr. Farty Mug Mr. Men Style Gift for Men Who Fart A Lot

£10.00
Rude Birthday Secret Santa Present Mug
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Rude Funny Gift Mug Wanker Birthday Secret Santa Present

£10.00
I’m Nuts About You Mug Rude Cheeky Valentines Day Mug
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I’m Nuts About You Mug Rude Cheeky Valentines Day Mug

£10.00
Bigger Dick Rude Funny Gift Mug For Him
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Bigger Dick Rude Funny Gift Mug For Him

£10.00
Happy Birthday You Plonker Mug Only Fools and Horses
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Happy Birthday You Plonker – Only Fools & Horses Birthday Mug

£10.00
Middle Finger Happy Birthday Mug For Men
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Middle Finger Happy Birthday Mug For Men

£10.00
Happy Birthday Bitch Cockapoo Birthday Mug
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Happy Birthday Bitch Cockapoo Birthday Mug

£10.00
Birthday TWAT – Birthday Gift Mug for Twats
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Birthday TWAT – Birthday Gift Mug for Twats

£10.00
Birthday Wanker – Birthday Gift Mug for Wankers
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Birthday Wanker – Birthday Gift Mug for Wankers

£10.00
Happy Birthday You C*nt – Birthday Mug Gift
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Happy Birthday You C*nt – Birthday Mug Gift

£10.00
Happy Birthday You Prick Mug with birthday cake and candles
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Happy Birthday You Prick Mug with birthday cake and candles

£10.00
Happy Birthday Twat – White glossy mug
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Happy Birthday Twat – White glossy mug

£10.00
Happy Birthday Prick – Helium Balloons White glossy mug
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Happy Birthday Prick – Helium Balloons White glossy mug

£10.00
Old Grey and Fucked Mug – Gift for Blokes Birthday
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Old Grey and Fucked Mug – Gift for Blokes Birthday

£9.50
Old Grey and Fucked Mug – Birthday Gift for Blokes
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Old Grey and Fucked Mug – Birthday Gift for Blokes

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Old Grey and Fucked Mug – Gift for Blokes
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Old Grey and Fucked Mug – Gift for Blokes

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Why Our Offensive Birthday Mugs Are a Hit:

  • Unapologetically Cheeky Designs: Our mugs are the epitome of banter, featuring designs that are rude, cheeky, and outright offensive – perfect for the lad who loves to push the boundaries of conventional humour.
  • Remarkably Affordable: Offering a bang for your buck, our Funny Birthday Mugs for Men are the ideal pick for a memorable gift that won’t empty your wallet. It’s the little things that count, especially when they pack such a punch.
  • Durably Disrespectful: Crafted to endure even the most vigorous of tea or coffee sessions, our mugs are as robust as the jokes they carry. High-quality materials mean the laughs last as long as the mug does.
  • A Daily Dose of Naughty Humour: Beyond just a drinking vessel, these mugs serve as a daily reminder of his wicked sense of humour, ensuring he starts every day with a smirk.
Uncover the perfect Birthday Mug for Men that matches his bold personality and sense of humour. Our collection is not for the faint-hearted but perfect for the man who enjoys life’s naughtier jokes.
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