Christmas jumper season is nearly upon us. The mince pies will appear in the shops, someone will start arguing about when it’s acceptable to play Mariah Carey, and you’ll suddenly need a festive outfit for three different events. Sound familiar? Whether you’re shopping for Secret Santa, Christmas Jumper Day, the office party or a festive […]
You know the scene. It’s December, the group chat’s arranging a festive pub meet-up, and someone’s suggested wearing Christmas jumpers. Suddenly, you’re rummaging through the wardrobe looking for last year’s festive effort. It’s either gone missing, covered in gravy, or so boring that even the cat looks disappointed. This year, you need something with a […]
Choosing a Christmas jumper should be easy, shouldn’t it? Find something festive, chuck it in the basket and crack on with the mince pies. And yet, every December, thousands of us end up panic-buying a scratchy red jumper at the last minute. Usually one with a sad-looking reindeer and a pom-pom hanging off by a […]
Christmas jumpers have come a long way since the days of itchy wool, questionable reindeer and something your nan knitted after three sherries. These days, you can wear a festive jumper that says exactly what you’re thinking. Usually something involving beer, football, Christmas films or a complete lack of seasonal enthusiasm. Looking for a jumper […]
Christmas party season is brilliant, isn’t it? There’s music, questionable dancing, too much buffet food and at least one bloke who’s had a few sherries before the starters arrive. But first, you’ve got to decide what to wear. Do you go smart? Festive? Slightly ridiculous? Or fully commit to a Christmas jumper so gloriously daft […]
You know Christmas has properly started when someone turns up wearing a jumper that makes Auntie Linda choke on her sherry. Traditional reindeer? Lovely. Snowflakes? Very festive. But sometimes you want something with a bit more attitude. Something cheeky. Something that says, “Yes, I’m festive. No, I’m not behaving.” That’s where Rude Christmas Jumpers come […]
Some blokes see the words “Christmas jumper” and immediately picture itchy wool, tired reindeer and the same red-and-green pattern everyone else bought from the supermarket. Not you. Or not the bloke you’re buying for, anyway. If plain clothes make him look like he’s been dressed by a particularly dull catalogue, a novelty Christmas jumper is […]
Christmas Jumper Day is your annual excuse to wear something gloriously daft in public. At work. At school. In the pub. Possibly all three if December gets away from you. But what should you actually wear? A basic red jumper with a tiny snowflake? A tired-looking reindeer you found at the back of the wardrobe? […]
The office Christmas party is coming. You’ve got the awkward small talk, the suspiciously competitive Secret Santa and at least one person who’ll mention the Christmas do in every meeting from now until December. So, what are you wearing? A plain jumper is perfectly acceptable. But where’s the fun in that? The right funny Christmas […]
Christmas jumpers used to mean itchy knitwear, questionable reindeer and a forced smile for the family photo. Not anymore, mate. These days, the right jumper can be the main event. It can start a conversation at the office party, win questionable bragging rights at the pub and make your dad laugh so hard he nearly […]
