VAR Decision You’re A Prick Mug

VAR Decision Mug – A Funny Gift for Football Fans

Football fans know the agony. One moment you’re celebrating a goal, the next, you’re frozen in time, waiting for that dreaded screen: “Decision Pending”. If you’re shopping for a football-loving bloke with a sharp tongue and a love of footy banter, the VAR Decision Mug is a pitch-perfect gift. Styled in the unmistakable look of Premier League VAR screens, this mug serves up a double shot of humour with one side reading Decision Pending, and the other, Decision: You’re a Prick.

This mug is an absolute must for anyone who’s ever shouted at the telly—or the ref—on a Sunday afternoon.

A Mug That Brings the Banter

Whether he’s watching the match, catching up on highlights, or rehashing that dodgy offside with mates, the VAR Decision Mug will be right at home. Its vibrant purple design, bold text, and cheeky twist are instantly recognisable to anyone familiar with Premier League drama. It’s got all the makings of a favourite go-to mug—perfect for strong tea and even stronger opinions.

This is a gift that hits the back of the net with fans who love a bit of football mischief.

Built for Daily Use and Maximum Laughs

Made from high-quality ceramic, this 11oz mug is sturdy and built to last, just like those post-match arguments down the pub. The print wraps cleanly around the mug, with one message on each side—giving him something to laugh at whether he’s sipping from the left or right hand. It’s microwave and dishwasher safe too, which means less time cleaning and more time ranting about VAR.

Whether it’s a gift for a partner, a mate, or a colleague in your fantasy league, this mug is a cracking choice.

VAR Decision Mug You’re A Prick

• Double-sided design: “Decision Pending” & “Decision: You’re a Prick”

• Inspired by Premier League VAR graphics – instantly relatable to football fans

• 11oz ceramic mug – durable, microwave and dishwasher safe

• A brilliant gag gift for birthdays, Secret Santa, or post-match banter

• Ideal for dads, brothers, mates or anyone who lives and breathes the beautiful game

So, if you’re looking to inject some humour into his matchday rituals or coffee breaks, the VAR Decision Mug is a winner. A little cheeky, a lot funny—and a proper nod to every football fan’s love-hate relationship with the ref.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!