Boyfriend Birthday Gifts – Simple Little Presents For Him
Finding the perfect birthday gift for your boyfriend doesn’t need to involve grand gestures or blow your budget. Sometimes, the most meaningful presents are the ones that show thought, personality, and a touch of humour. If you’re a young lady looking for boyfriend birthday gifts that strike the perfect balance between fun, affordable, and heartfelt, we’ve got you covered. From cheeky mugs to custom tees, this guide is packed with things to get your boyfriend that’ll genuinely make him smile.
Make Mornings Better with Funny Mugs
Start with a classic that never goes out of style: a mug. But not just any mug—a hilarious, slightly cheeky one that shows you know his sense of humour.
At Blokey you’ll find:
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“Sarcasm Loading… Please Wait” Mug: Ideal for the guy who thinks caffeine is a personality trait.
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“Happy Birthday You Plonker” Mug: For the boyfriend who loves Only Fools and Horses.
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“I Run on Coffee and Bad Decisions” Mug: For the perpetually sleep-deprived.
These mugs are dishwasher-safe, built to last, and guaranteed to make his morning coffee a bit more entertaining.
Give Him Something to Wear and Laugh About
Who doesn’t love a comfy tee with a punchline? Funny t-shirts are one of the easiest boyfriend birthday gifts because they’re both wearable and memorable. And if you’re looking for simple things to get your boyfriend that’ll earn you giggles and style points, check out the Birthday T-Shirts section at Blokey.
Top picks:
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“I Make 30 Look Good”: Because growing older should come with bragging rights.
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“Chillin’ Since 1994”: Nostalgic, funny, and effortlessly cool.
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“It Took Me 30 Years to Look This Good”: Confidence in cotton form.
All our t-shirts are available in various sizes and styles, so you’ll definitely find one that fits him—and his humour.
Build a Boyfriend Birthday Survival Kit
Want boyfriend birthday gifts that are a more personalised? Create a birthday survival kit. It’s one of the most thoughtful things to get your boyfriend, and it’s surprisingly easy to assemble.
Include items like:
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A comedy birthday card from Blokey’s funny cards.
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A beer-themed mug (filled with sweets or miniatures).
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Mini grooming bits like beard oil or novelty soap.
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A bag of his favourite snacks.
Bundle everything in a quirky gift box or tin, and you’ve nailed a creative and custom birthday gift.
Upgrade His Chill Time with Comfy, Funny Sweatshirts
If your boyfriend lives in hoodies and sweats, he’ll appreciate a sweatshirt that’s both soft and hilarious. For colder birthdays (or guys who live in oversized jumpers year-round), these are winners.
Check out:
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Football Team Hoodies
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Luke The Nuke Darts Sweatshirts
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Funny Christmas Jumpers
You can find a full range of hoodies and sweatshirts at Blokey. Perfect for lounging, boyfriend birthday gifts, or that post-birthday nap.
Cheeky Birthday Cards For Boyfriends
Sometimes the message is just as important as the gift. That’s why no boyfriend birthday gift is complete without a cheeky, sarcastic, or just plain weird birthday card.
Our favourites:
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“You’re the Best Mistake I’ve Ever Made”
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“I Love You More Than You Love Beer”
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“Happy Birthday, You Legend”
These aren’t your mum’s Hallmark cards. They’re funny, slightly rude, and totally spot-on.
Turn Up the Heat with BBQ Aprons
Does your boyfriend fancy himself a grill master? Then a BBQ apron with a twist is the ultimate surprise. Blokey’s BBQ Aprons are designed for men who treat summer cookouts like sporting events and they make the simplest yet funniest boyfriend birthday gifts.
Highlights include:
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“License to Grill” Apron
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“Grill Sergeant” Apron
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“This is a Geezers” Apron
They’re durable, washable, and bring instant flair to any backyard BBQ.
Explore Quirky Tech and Gadgets
Want to add a surprise twist? Tech toys with a touch of humour are a great bet.
Ideas:
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Remote Control Fart Machines – Juvenile? Yes. Hilarious? Also yes.
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Mini Beer Fridges – For the lad who values a cold one within arm’s reach.
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USB Heated Slippers – For birthdays in winter months.
You’ll find plenty of novelty tech gadgets in the Gifts for Him section.
Level Up with Personalised Gifts
If you want to go from “good gift” to “absolutely nailed it,” add a personalised twist. Blokey offers custom options on mugs, shirts, and even some of their cards.
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A mug with your favourite inside joke.
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A t-shirt that includes his birth year or name.
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A custom greeting card with a hilarious memory.
It shows effort, and effort always scores serious points.
Even More Ideas For Boyfriend Birthday Gifts
Surprise Boyfriend Birthday gifts – An Experience Day
If your boyfriend is the adventurous type (or just enjoys something out of the ordinary), an experience day could be one of the perfect boyfriend birthday gifts. Whether it’s axe-throwing, a comedy night, or a retro gaming session, experiences make fantastic boyfriend birthday gifts because they create memories. The best part? You can choose something to do together, turning the gift into a mini-date or weekend escape.
Celebrate His Inner Geek with Pop Culture Merch
For the boyfriend who quotes “Star Wars” or knows every episode of “The Office,” gifting him some pop culture merchandise is a win. Blokey’s collection includes funny tees and mugs referencing cult classics and meme-worthy moments. You can also grab a themed card from the funny cards collection to match. This type of gift shows that you’ve paid attention to what he loves and makes him feel seen (and slightly nerdy, in the best way).
Give Him a Giggle with Joke Books or Toilet Humour
If you’re looking for truly simple things to get your boyfriend that’ll guarantee a laugh, look no further than novelty books. Choose from titles like “Dad Jokes So Bad They’re Good” or “The Little Book of Hangover Cures.” Add in some funny toilet reading or a prank box from Blokey’s humour collection, and you’ve built an entire comedic care package.
Bundle Up a Booze Lover’s Birthday Box
For beer and spirits fans, a themed gift box can be a brilliant shout for boyfriend birthday gifts. Start with funny mugs like “Sip Happens” or “Whiskey Business,” then add in mini bottles of his favourite drinks, quirky coasters, and snacks. You could even pop in a personalised bottle opener.
Turn His Car into a Comedy Zone
Is he one of those blokes who treats his car like a second home? Then a car-themed gift could be a great surprise. Think novelty air fresheners, a dashboard buddy like a bobblehead, or a steering wheel cover with a funny twist. Add in a glove box-friendly pack of wet wipes and emergency snacks for good measure.
Curate a Comedy Night at Home
Sometimes, the best boyfriend birthday gifts aren’t a physical item—it’s a vibe. Set up a comedy night at home with all his favourites. Think stand-up specials on Netflix, a few bags of popcorn, a pizza delivery, and maybe a cheeky bottle of rum. Bonus points if you include a drinking game based on bad punchlines or awkward audience claps.
Gifts for the Beer Drinking Boyfriend
If your boyfriend sometimes pays more attention to beer than he does you, we have plenty of beer related gift ideas, such as the funny beer beach towel that would make fun boyfriend birthday gifts. We also sell beer mugs, glasses and even beer bottle opening fridge magnets.
Invest in His Hobby (With a Twist)
Does he love gaming, cycling, or football? Great. Now find the most ridiculous gift related to that interest. For gamers, grab a “Do Not Disturb, I’m Saving the World” mug. For footie fans, how about a shirt that says, “Future Pundit in Progress”? The idea is to support his passion while still giving him something he’ll laugh at every time.
Honour the Couch Potato Lifestyle
If your boyfriend’s idea of a perfect weekend involves not leaving the sofa, lean into it. A comfy blanket, some novelty socks that say “If You Can Read This, Bring Me Snacks,” and a funny mug like “Not Today, Responsibilities” turns his binge-watch zone into a shrine of laziness.
Make a DIY Memory Jar (That Doesn’t Make Him Cringe)
DIY doesn’t always have to mean glitter and glue sticks. A memory jar can be done in a blokey, tongue-in-cheek style. Write short notes with funny memories, inside jokes, or reasons you love him—e.g., “You didn’t let me starve when I was hangry,” or “You put up with my weird skincare routine.”
Wrap It All Up with a Surprise Video Message
This one takes a bit more effort, but it’s unforgettable. Ask his friends and family to send short video clips with birthday messages, funny stories, or impersonations of him. Stitch them together into one video and premiere it on his birthday.
Final Thoughts For Boyfriend Birthday Gifts
Boyfriend birthday gifts don’t need to be over the top to be impactful. When you know his style, his quirks, and what makes him laugh, even the smallest gifts can feel huge. Whether you’re going for a laugh-out-loud mug or a personalised tee, you’ll find something on Blokey that’s perfect.
Remember, the best boyfriend birthday gifts are those that say, “I know you.” And lucky for you, now you know exactly where to find them.





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