17 Funny Christmas Jumpers for Men Who Love a Laugh

You know the bloke who says he’s “not bothering with a Christmas jumper”, then turns up in one anyway? This list is for him. From beer puns and Britpop snowmen to film quotes and football banter, these designs make festive dressing a little less serious.

Whether you’re shopping for your dad, partner, brother or mate, a jumper that matches his sense of humour is a spot-on way to get a grin. Here are 17 ideas to get you started, all from Blokey’s funny Christmas jumpers for men.

17 festive jumpers with proper personality

1. Snowasis: for the Britpop devotee

Two Gallagher-inspired snowmen bring a bit of Oasis attitude to the festive season. It’s a fun pick for the bloke who can turn any car journey into a singalong, and who still has a strong opinion about which brother is best.

2. You Scumbag You Maggot: for the festive pub singer

A nod to the Pogues’ much-loved Christmas song, this one’s made for the mate who knows every word and isn’t shy about singing them. Best enjoyed among friends who can handle a cheeky lyric.

3. Christmas Jumper Wanker: for the self-aware wearer

Some blokes reckon Christmas jumpers are ridiculous. This design gives them a way to join in while keeping up the pretence that they’re above it all. A bit rude? Certainly. In on the joke? Absolutely.

4. Well Hung: for the pun appreciator

A cheeky festive stocking pun makes this one a natural conversation starter. It’s better suited to an adult party or a night at the pub than the office meeting with your manager (you know your audience).

5. Ginger Twat: for someone with a robust sense of humour

This rude gingerbread-themed design isn’t for the easily offended. But if the recipient enjoys bold banter and can take a joke, it might be the gingerbread man that finally gets invited to Christmas dinner.

6. Reinbeer: for the pint-loving bloke

Three bottles dressed up as reindeer make this a cracking choice for a beer fan. It’s festive, daft and just subtle enough to wear while holding a pint without needing to explain the joke.

7. The Most Wonderful Time for a Beer: for the Christmas toast-maker

A simple beer-themed Christmas gag for the bloke who’s always first to suggest a festive drink. It’ll fit right in at a Christmas Jumper Day do, a pub catch-up or a very relaxed evening at home.

8. Dec the Halls: for an Arsenal supporter

Football and Christmas puns? That’s one way to get the match-day bloke into the festive spirit. This Declan Rice-inspired design is a thoughtful pick for an Arsenal fan who appreciates a bit of seasonal wordplay.

9. Cole Palmer “Cold”: for a Chelsea fan

A festive Chelsea-themed design built around Cole Palmer’s nickname. Handy if your gift recipient follows the Blues, enjoys a football in-joke and would rather wear his loyalties than talk about them over Christmas dinner.

10. Ho Ho Howay the Lads!: for the Geordie in your life

This Newcastle United jumper gives a local football favourite a Christmas twist. A proper shout for a Toon supporter, and possibly the ideal outfit for watching the match with the family.

11. Yule Never Walk Alone: for a Liverpool supporter

A festive twist on a familiar Liverpool anthem makes this an easy choice for a Reds fan. It’s a bit of club pride, a bit of Christmas cheer, and a handy ice-breaker if the family football loyalties are divided.

12. Nakatomi Plaza Christmas Party 1988: for the film debater

For the man who insists Die Hard is a Christmas film (and is ready to defend his case), this Nakatomi-inspired jumper should get the conversation going. You can decide whether to settle the debate before or after the mince pies.

13. Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal: for the Home Alone fan

A familiar film quote turns this into a fun pick for anyone who watches Home Alone every December. It’s nostalgic, instantly recognisable and likely to earn a knowing nod from fellow fans.

14. Griswold’s Tree Farm: for the Christmas film enthusiast

Inspired by National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, this design suits the bloke who knows his festive comedies inside out. A good choice for someone who enjoys a little movie nostalgia with his Christmas jumper.

15. Are You Asking Me to Step Into Christmas?: for the British comedy fan

A Gavin & Stacey-inspired reference gives this jumper a distinctly British flavour. Pick it for the fan who can quote the show at the drop of a hat (or a cracker).

16. Lovely Jubbly: for a devotee of Only Fools and Horses

Del Boy and Rodney fans, this one’s for you. It taps into a British sitcom classic and makes a cheerful gift for someone who knows exactly what “lovely jubbly” means.

17. The Grumpy Christmas Jumper: for the resident Scrooge

Not everyone’s full of festive cheer before their first cuppa. A grumpy-themed jumper is a playful choice for the bloke who loves Christmas really. Once he’s finished insisting he doesn’t.

Picking the right jumper for your bloke

Think about where he’ll wear it and what makes him laugh. A film or music reference can be a safe bet when you know his favourites. A rude slogan may land perfectly with your brother, but be less welcome at a family lunch or work do. When in doubt, choose a cheeky design that doesn’t need a content warning.

Comfort matters too. These are sweatshirts designed for chilly December days, whether he’s heading to a Christmas party or settling in for a marathon of festive films. Check the product page for current colours, sizing and availability before ordering; seasonal stock can change.

If he already owns more jumpers than he can fit in the wardrobe, consider a different festive gift instead. Blokey also has Christmas mugs and Secret Santa gifts for blokes who are tricky to buy for.

A jumper for Christmas Jumper Day

Christmas jumpers have gone from a bit of seasonal silliness to a familiar part of December. The Independent’s look at the evolution of the Christmas jumper traces how the once-unfashionable knit became a festive favourite.

In 2026, Save the Children’s Christmas Jumper Day is on Thursday 10 December. You can find event details and ways to take part on the charity’s official campaign page. For more festive style ideas, have a browse through Good Housekeeping’s Christmas jumper edit.

So, whether your bloke’s more Snowasis, Reinbeer or full-on Scrooge, the best jumper is the one that feels like him. Have a browse through Blokey’s funny Christmas jumpers for men and find a design that’ll get a laugh before the kettle’s even boiled.