Mr Footlong Funny Hot Dog Cheeky & Rude Valentine Gift Mug – For Blokes with Big Banter Energy

If subtle romance isn’t really your thing and your relationship thrives on cheeky jokes, the Mr Footlong Funny Hot Dog Cheeky & Rude Valentine Gift Mug is an absolute belter. It’s bold, flirty, and packed with innuendo – perfect for the man who loves a laugh and doesn’t mind a bit of naughty humour with his morning brew.

The design features a juicy illustrated hot dog smothered in mustard, surrounded by hearts and sparkly details. Across the top, it proudly reads “Mr Footlong 12” and underneath comes the punchline “SIZE MATTERS” in big, colourful lettering. It’s outrageous, suggestive, and completely tongue-in-cheek – exactly the sort of gift that’ll make him laugh out loud the moment he unwraps it.

Mr Footlong Funny Hot Dog Mug – For Couples Who Love a Cheeky Joke

This mug is made for couples who flirt with banter and aren’t afraid of a rude giggle. It’s ideal for boyfriends, husbands, or long-term partners who appreciate humour that’s a bit on the naughty side. Instead of going down the predictable romantic route, this gift shows you know his sense of humour inside out.

Whether he uses it at home, takes it to work, or proudly shows it off to mates, it’s guaranteed to spark conversation. And let’s be honest – he’ll absolutely love the confidence boost this mug gives him!

A Practical 11oz Mug He’ll Use Every Day

Underneath all the cheekiness, this is a proper 11oz ceramic mug built for everyday use. Perfect for tea, coffee, or whatever strong brew he needs to face the day. It’s sturdy, comfortable to hold, and sits nicely on any desk or kitchen counter.

Even better, it’s microwave and dishwasher friendly, so it fits right into real-life routines. No special care needed – just wash, refill, repeat.

Why This Mug Makes a Brilliant Valentine Gift for Him

  • Cheeky hot dog design with naughty innuendo

  • Funny “Size Matters” slogan that’ll make him grin

  • 11oz ceramic mug – ideal for daily brews

  • Microwave and dishwasher safe for easy use

  • Perfect for men who love rude humour and banter

If you fancy browsing more funny, rude, and romantic gifts, check out Valentines Day Mugs and find one that matches his personality perfectly.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Weight 0.33 kg

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