Crystal Palace Wanker Funny Banter Mug for Palace Fans

Funny Crystal Palace Mug for Men – Official Crystal Palace Wanker Mug

After a gift that delivers proper footy banter with every brew? The Official Crystal Palace Wanker Mug is the funny Crystal Palace mug made for lads who can laugh at themselves—or are long overdue a bit of stick. Whether he’s proudly shouting from the Holmesdale or just happens to be the only Eagles fan in the office, this mug is guaranteed to ruffle feathers in the best possible way.

The Funniest Crystal Palace Mug for Blokes Who Love a Laugh

Let’s be honest—Palace fans are a passionate bunch, and that makes them perfect targets for a cheeky mug like this. With a bold parody crest front and centre, this design features the iconic soaring eagle, football, overflowing pints, laurel leaves and of course, the unapologetic title Official Crystal Palace Wanker. It’s cheeky, it’s playful, and it’s bang on for footy fans who appreciate a bit of terrace-style humour with their tea.

Whether it’s gifted as a joke or worn with pride, this mug delivers laughs from the first sip to the last drop.

Brilliant Gift for Palace Fans or Their Rivals

Need a cracking birthday present? Something hilarious for Secret Santa? Or maybe a dig at that mate who’s still going on about their one good result against City? This funny Crystal Palace mug fits the bill. Ideal for dads, brothers, mates or that one fella at work who won’t stop talking about Selhurst Park.

And if you’re from Brighton—well, let’s just say you’ll want to buy this in bulk.

Quality Mug, Maximum Banter

This isn’t just a novelty—it’s a quality 11oz ceramic mug that’s made for daily use. Dishwasher and microwave safe, it’s built to last, no matter how many brews it takes to get over a last-minute loss or dodgy refereeing decision. The glossy finish keeps the colours sharp and the joke loud.

From the kitchen cupboard to the office mug rack, it’ll be causing chaos and chuckles wherever it goes.

Why This Funny Crystal Palace Mug Is a Proper Winner

• Parody crest in bold Crystal Palace colours

• Great gift for Eagles fans or rival supporters

• 11oz ceramic – microwave and dishwasher safe

• Ideal for birthdays, football banter and office laughs

• Sure to cause a stir—on and off the pitch

So, if you’re shopping for a Palace fan who loves a strong brew and even stronger banter, the Official Crystal Palace Wanker Mug is just the ticket.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!