On The Naughty List And Regret Nothing Christmas Jumper

On the Naughty List and Regret Nothing Christmas Jumper – Festive Mischief, Worn Proudly

Looking for a Christmas jumper that’s got more bite than baubles? The On the Naughty List and Regret Nothing Christmas Jumper is here to sleigh the season—bold, cheeky, and unapologetically festive. Whether you’re buying it for your husband, brother, dad or that mate who definitely shouldn’t be trusted near the sherry trifle, this is the ultimate seasonal statement piece.

Ideal for anyone who treats the “Naughty List” like a lifestyle choice rather than a warning, this jumper delivers the laughs in glorious technicolour (literally—it comes in various colours and sizes from S to 5XL). So if you want to give a gift that guarantees a grin on Christmas morning, this one’s got your name on it. Well… technically his.

Naughty Never Looked So Cosy

Let’s be honest: there’s always that bloke who ends up centre of attention at the Christmas party. Maybe he photobombed the family portrait, maybe he turned the office tree into a disco ball, or maybe he just spiked the punch and legged it. Either way, this Christmas jumper was made for him.

Here’s why it’s the go-to choice for festive rascals:

• Hilarious front design – Bold text, snowflakes, and a suspiciously familiar green hand flashing a peace sign with serious attitude.

• Cosy comfort – Soft fleece lining keeps him toasty while he causes Christmas chaos.

• Durable quality – Whether he’s dodging responsibility or dancing on tables, this jumper can take the heat.

• Available in S to 5XL – From skinny Santa’s helper to full-sized festive feast, we’ve got him covered.

• Choice of colours – Because “naughty” looks good in every shade.

Why This Christmas Jumper Gets a Big Fat YES

Let’s face it, most festive knitwear falls into one of two camps: “trying too hard” or “just plain dull.” This On the Naughty List and Regret Nothing Christmas Jumper finds the sweet spot. It’s funny, wearable, and—unlike that novelty pudding hat—something he’ll actually want to wear.

Whether he’s out at the pub, braving the in-laws, or front and centre in the annual family quiz (team name: “Quizmas Wreckers”), these funny Christmas jumpers let him lean into the mischief without saying a word. Well, unless he’s had a few mulled wines. Then he’s probably saying plenty.

Perfect for Secret Santas, Office Parties, and Cheeky Blokes Everywhere

Struggling to find a gift for the guy who already owns a set of screwdrivers and three novelty mugs? Sorted. This jumper is a belter of a Christmas gift—ideal for:

• Secret Santa exchanges (especially with a £20 limit and a sense of humour)

• Christmas Eve pints with the lads

• Office parties where HR is slightly distracted

• Christmas Day photos where he’s determined to stand out

Who’ll Love It:

• Your partner who insists Die Hard is a Christmas film (he’s right).

• Your brother who once gift-wrapped a banana and called it “minimalist”.

• Your dad who always ends up in charge of the burnt pigs in blankets.

• Your mate who’s somehow banned from karaoke night. Twice.

So, if he’s got the charm of a cheeky elf and the track record of a festive menace, this jumper is a must. Wrap it up, hand it over, and get ready for him to be the talk of Christmas dinner (again).

Add to Basket and let the seasonal shenanigans commence.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1×1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange colour variant.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!