This Is As Merry As I Get Funny Christmas Jumper

This Is As Merry As I Get Funny Christmas Jumper

If your Christmas spirit leans more towards a full glass than full-on cheer, this This Is As Merry As I Get Funny Christmas Jumper is about to become your new December sidekick. From the pub regular who’s heard “cheer up, it’s Christmas!” one too many times, to the gift buyer looking for something that’ll get a belly laugh without causing a family scandal, this jumper strikes the perfect balance of cheeky mischief and festive charm. It’s ideal for anyone who’d rather keep things dry, witty and wonderfully British, all while staying snug through the chilly run-up to the big day.

Design Overview

Front and centre sits a brilliantly grumpy cartoon Santa, arms folded and face like he’s just been told the pub’s run out of crisps. He’s flanked by a big bottle of wine and a glass filled right to the brim, making it clear what’s fuelling his limited seasonal joy. The bold text reads “This is as MERRY as I get”, surrounded by soft falling snowflakes. With rich reds, deep greens and a classic selection of jumper colours, the whole design has that bright, festive punch while keeping the humour deliciously deadpan.

Who This Jumper Is For

This jumper is tailor-made for anyone who loves the lighter side of Christmas: the mate who claims they’re “not doing Christmas this year” yet still shows up wearing a paper crown; the colleague who always rolls their eyes at the office playlist; the family member who secretly becomes just a bit merrier after a glass of something warming. It’s spot-on for Secret Santa, pub nights, work dos, chaotic family gatherings, or simply those December evenings when you want a comfy jumper that gets people chuckling. Whether you’re buying for yourself or gifting someone who embodies the phrase “festive enough… after a drink”, this is a guaranteed crowd-pleaser.

Why It Makes a Great Christmas Buy

Christmas jumpers are meant to spark smiles, and this one delivers straight away with its unapologetic wink at all the grumps, grin-dodgers and wine-enthusiasts out there. The design is big, bold and unmistakably festive without trying too hard to be sweet. It’s the perfect talking point for work events, the kind of thing that earns nods of approval from the blokes at the bar, and even your nan will let out a chuckle. If you want something that fits right in with our collection of funny Christmas jumpers, this one is a top pick. It’s that ideal mix of comfort, style and proper British humour that turns the simplest of outfits into a proper December mood.

Fit, Sizes and Comfort

This jumper isn’t just about laughs — it’s made to be worn on repeat throughout December. Crafted from a cosy 50 percent cotton and 50 percent polyester blend, it feels soft, warm and reassuringly sturdy. The pre-shrunk, classic fit sits comfortably on the body without clinging, perfect for layering over tees or wearing solo. The air-jet spun yarn gives it a smooth finish that feels great against the skin, and the double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem means it’s built to handle everything from spirited dancing to the post-dinner slump. Sizes range from S to 5XL, prices start from £23.50, and most options come with a choice of colours, so there’s something here for everyone from the office joker to the bloke who claims he “doesn’t do jumpers”.

Bring Some Christmas Fun

If you’re aiming for a jumper that sets the tone without saying a word, This Is As Merry As I Get does the job beautifully. Pulling it on feels like giving yourself permission to enjoy Christmas your own way — whether that means festive tunes and mince pies or simply putting your feet up with a well-earned glass of red. It’s playful, bold and wonderfully blunt in the best British way, making it a cracking addition to anyone’s December wardrobe. Wear it to the pub, the office bash, the family do or even just lounging at home. It’s a top-tier choice for getting into the spirit at your own pace, one sip at a time.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1×1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange colour variant.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!