Weapons Of Grass Destruction Golf T-shirt

Weapons Of Grass Destruction Golf T-shirt – A Tee for the Heavy Hitter on the Course

If you know a man whose golf swing leaves more divots than fairways, the Weapons Of Grass Destruction Golf T-shirt is the perfect gift to celebrate his “unique” style of play. With a bold design and a playfully militant message, this tee is made for those blokes who aren’t afraid to tear up a bit of turf in pursuit of the perfect shot – even if it means the greenkeeper gives them the side eye.

A Funny Golf Tee With Serious Impact

Designed with crossed clubs, a golf ball centrepiece, and military-style lettering, this T-shirt sends a clear (and hilarious) message: he’s armed, dangerous, and probably banned from a few courses. Whether he’s a seasoned weekend warrior or a casual hacker, our golf t-shirts let him wear his golfing “skills” like a badge of honour.

Perfect for birthdays, Father’s Day, or just a spontaneous surprise, the Weapons Of Grass Destruction Golf T-shirt is ideal for dads, mates, or anyone who takes their game less seriously – but always has a cracking good time.

Designed for Comfort – Built for Laughs

Not just a funny slogan, this tee delivers on wearability too. Made from soft, breathable cotton and available in a classic ash grey, it’s a comfortable choice for the course, the pub or even the sofa during a televised major. The high-contrast black print pops nicely on the light grey background, making the joke crystal clear from a distance (just like his wildly sliced drive).

Available in sizes S to 4XL, this shirt offers a relaxed and flattering fit for all shapes – from the lean-and-mean to the “built for comfort, not speed” type.

Why It’s the Ideal Gift for Golfers Who Love a Laugh

✔ Hilarious slogan – Perfect for blokes who aren’t afraid to admit their swing causes chaos.

✔ Crisp, bold design – With clear text, star accents, and crossed clubs motif.

✔ Soft and comfortable – Lightweight cotton for all-day wearability.

✔ Classic fit – Available in a wide size range, S to 4XL.

✔ Brilliant gift option – Great for casual golfers and laugh-loving mates alike.

So if he’s known for launching more turf than balls, give him a tee that lets him laugh about it. The Weapons Of Grass Destruction Golf T-shirt is cheeky, comfy and bound to become his new favourite – both on and off the course.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colours are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark colour speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the colour Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!