21 Funny 50th Birthday Gifts for Men Who Refuse to Grow Up

Fifty. A proper milestone, and a cracking excuse to remind him that, despite all those years of experience, he still laughs at the same daft jokes.

But what do you buy the bloke who’s got plenty already and insists he’s “not bothered” about his birthday? Something funny, ideally useful, and definitely not destined for the drawer of forgotten novelty gifts. Here are 21 ideas to help you nail it, from cheeky mugs to hobby-themed favourites.

Funny 50th birthday mugs for his daily brew

1. A “50 Year Old Legend” mug
   Start the day with a bit of well-earned praise. This is a good pick for a mate, dad or partner who’s happy to have his morning brew served with a side of smugness.

2. A “It Took Me 50 Years to Look This Good” mug
   For the bloke who’s been waiting decades to hear it. It’s an easy laugh that can join his regular tea-and-biscuits routine.

3. A “32 Years Experience Being 18” mug
   Know a man who still thinks staying up late is a personality trait? This joke gives his youthful spirit a nice, if slightly questionable, bit of credit.

4. An “Old Banger” 50th birthday mug
   A cheeky choice for someone who enjoys a bit of friendly banter. Best given by a person who’s confident they’ll still be invited round for tea afterwards.

5. A “Proud Member of the Over 50’s Club” mug
   It gives the birthday boy official membership of a club he didn’t apply for. Handy for a brew at home or on his desk.

6. A “50 Years of Being Awesome” mug
   A little more celebration, a little less roasting. Give it to the man who deserves a laugh but might not appreciate being called an old banger before he’s had breakfast.

7. A “50 and Still a Twat” mug
   Rude, direct and not exactly subtle. It’s a strong option for a best mate or close family member whose sense of humour matches the wording (you’ll know if it does).

8. A 50th birthday “Wanker” mug
   For the friend who’s been winding everyone up since well before his hair went grey. Save this one for a birthday gathering where the audience is in on the joke.

9. A “Funny Rude Cheeky 50th Birthday Gift Mug for a Prick”
   Another full-strength banter pick for the right recipient. A short, affectionate card can make the joke land as intended.

10. A “Dickhead for 50 Years” mug
    It celebrates both the milestone and his long-standing commitment to being himself. Consider it for the bloke who’d be disappointed if you gave him something sensible.

11. A “When Farts Become Sharts” 50th birthday mug
    For a man who still finds toilet humour hilarious. This one’s best suited to a close mate or family member, not the new manager you’ve met twice.

12. A “Will You Act Your Age? Yes, Nob” mug
    The answer’s right there on the mug. Give it to the bloke who’s never once been accused of behaving his age.

Hobby-themed gifts for the bloke with a favourite pastime

13. A “50 Not Out” cricket mug
    A spot-on choice for the cricket fan. It gives his big birthday a sporty nod without expecting him to get off the sofa and face a fast bowler.

14. A 50th birthday golf mug
    For the golfer who can discuss his handicap for longer than anyone asked. Choose a golf-themed mug and let him take the joke along for his next brew.

15. A funny darts 50th birthday mug
    A bullseye for the bloke whose idea of a big night involves a board, a set of darts and several opinions about other people’s aim.

16. A “Fif-Tees” golf mug
    A pun and a golf reference in one. It’s a good fit for the golfer who appreciates a terrible wordplay almost as much as a decent round.

17. A “50 and still on par” golf T-shirt
    If he’d rather wear his sense of humour than drink from it, a golf-themed birthday tee could be the one. Check his size before ordering: guessing is a bold move.

18. A “Not 50, I’m Bullseye” darts T-shirt
    It gives his darts obsession a birthday twist. Ideal for wearing to the pub, the party or the next match he’s already told everyone he’ll win.

Funny 50th birthday T-shirts and glasses

19. A “It Took 50 Years to Look This Good” T-shirt
    This turns the classic birthday boast into something he can wear. It suits the man who likes a laugh but isn’t looking for a shirt that shouts rude slogans across the room.

20. A “Cheers, It’s My 50th” T-shirt
    A cheerful pick for the birthday boy who’s happy to make the milestone part of the party outfit. It’s also a handy way to make sure everyone knows whose big day it is.

21. A “50 Not Out” cricket T-shirt
    For a cricket fan who likes their birthday jokes with a sporting angle. If he’d prefer a glass to a tee, there’s also a 50 Not Out cricket mug.

A few other proper birthday options include a “Cheers and Beers to 50 Years” pint glass, an over-50s club beer glass, or a birth-year design. If he was born in 1976, a Vintage 1976 All Original Parts T-shirt brings a retro feel to the joke.

How to pick a gift that gets a laugh, not an awkward silence

Think about who’s giving it and who’ll be in the room when he opens it. A rude mug might be perfect from his best mate, but less suitable from a young nephew. The best joke feels personal, not like you grabbed the first age-related gag in a panic.

It also helps to match the present to his everyday life. Does he drink tea all morning? A mug might get regular use. Is he always talking about golf, darts or cricket? Go for the hobby nod. And if you’re choosing a T-shirt, check the size rather than relying on the old “he’s about my height” method (a classic gift-buying gamble).

For more inspiration beyond novelty gifts, browse Good Housekeeping’s men’s gift ideas or The Independent’s guide to gifts for men. They’re useful if you’re weighing up practical options alongside the cheekier ones.

And if he genuinely doesn’t want more stuff, you could pair a small funny gift with a donation in his name. Save the Children explains how donations can support children’s health, education and safety.

Make his big 5-0 one to remember

A funny 50th birthday gift doesn’t need to be complicated. Pick a joke that sounds like him, connect it to a hobby or daily brew, and you’re already ahead of the last-minute-shopping panic.

For more ideas, have a browse through Blokey’s funny 50th birthday gifts. You might just find the one that gets a proper laugh, and, if you’re lucky, a place outside the drawer.