20 Novelty Christmas Jumpers That’ll Get a Laugh This Christmas

You know those Christmas jumpers that make someone snort their tea before they’ve even finished their first brew? The ones that start a conversation in the queue at the pub and have your family asking, “Where on earth did you get that?”

That’s the magic of a proper novelty Christmas jumper.

Forget the same tired reindeer pattern you’ve seen every December since 2004. This year, you can wear something with a bit more personality. Something cheeky. Something that says, “Yes, I’m festive, but I’m not taking this too seriously.”

Here are 20 Novelty Christmas Jumpers that’ll get a laugh this Christmas.

1. Snowasis

For the bloke who knows every word to Wonderwall , even though he’ll deny it after a few pints , the Snowasis jumper is a proper winner.

With snowmen styled like the Gallagher brothers, a Union Jack guitar and festive details, it combines Christmas cheer with Britpop nostalgia. It’s ideal for office parties, pub crawls and anyone who thinks 1990s music was the peak of civilisation.

2. Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal

Movie fans will recognise this instantly. Inspired by Home Alone, this jumper features the iconic line, “Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal”, alongside festive motifs and classic film references.

It’s nostalgic, funny and just rude enough to make Christmas dinner slightly more entertaining. Wear it while watching the film for maximum effect.

3. The Traitors: Oh Come All Ye Faithful

Know someone who treats The Traitors like a serious national emergency? This is the jumper for them.

The “Oh Come All Ye Faithful” design gives festive knitwear a suspicious twist. It’s perfect for the person who analyses every facial expression, trusts absolutely nobody and uses the word “banishment” far too often.

Ideal for Secret Santa, Christmas Jumper Day or a tense family game of Cluedo.

4. Christmas Jumper Wanker

Subtle? Not even slightly.

The Christmas Jumper Wanker sweatshirt is for the bloke who fully embraces the ridiculousness of festive knitwear. It’s bold, cheeky and guaranteed to get a reaction when you walk into the office.

Wear it with confidence. Or at least pretend to.

5. You Scumbag You Maggot

A festive nod to Fairytale of New York, this jumper is made for anyone who believes Christmas doesn’t properly begin until The Pogues are playing.

With the famous lyrics, a pint and traditional Christmas details, it’s a brilliant choice for music fans and pub regulars alike. Just be prepared for someone to start singing before they’ve finished saying hello.

6. Dec the Halls

Football fans don’t have to surrender their interests just because the tinsel is out.

The Declan Rice “Dec the Halls” jumper brings football banter and festive humour together in one bold design. It’s a spot-on option for an Arsenal fan who wants to show club loyalty while joining in with the Christmas jumper chaos.

7. Yule Never Walk Alone

For Liverpool supporters, this design adds a festive twist to a familiar football phrase.

It’s a great choice for match-day viewing, Christmas drinks or the family gathering where someone inevitably brings up last season’s results. You know the one.

8. Well Hung

Some jumpers are festive. Some are funny. The Well Hung Christmas Jumper manages to be both, with a proper cheeky wink thrown in for good measure.

This one is best saved for adult parties, nights at the pub and gatherings where everyone appreciates a slightly rude joke. Maybe don’t wear it to the school nativity, mate.

9. Ho Ho Howay the Lads

Newcastle fans can bring a bit of Geordie spirit to the festive season with this football-inspired design.

The Santa and football theme makes it instantly recognisable, while “Howay the Lads” gives it that proper North East flavour. It’s a cracking gift for a Toon supporter who likes their Christmas with a side of football banter.

10. Griswold’s Tree Farm

If National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation is part of your annual festive viewing, the Griswold’s Tree Farm jumper should be on your radar.

It’s packed with nostalgic Christmas film energy and gives you something more interesting than a standard snowflake pattern. Perfect for family film night, Christmas parties and anyone who has ever created a minor electrical incident with outdoor lights.

11. Ginger Twat

This gingerbread-themed jumper takes a traditional Christmas character and gives it a very British makeover.

It’s rude, silly and absolutely not trying to win any awards for subtlety. Choose it for a mate with a cheeky sense of humour, or for yourself if you’re tired of pretending festive clothing has to be wholesome.

12. Are You Asking Me to Step Into Christmas?

Fans of Gavin & Stacey will appreciate this one.

The design gives a festive spin to one of the show’s most memorable catchphrases. It’s a brilliant conversation starter because someone will spot it, grin and immediately start quoting the programme.

Best worn around people who know exactly why it’s funny. Or people who’ll ask, “What’s that from?” so you can explain it at length.

13. Nakatomi Corp Christmas Party 1988

Is Die Hard a Christmas film? Obviously. We won’t be taking questions at this time.

This Nakatomi Corp design is made for fans who prefer festive action, explosions and questionable office security. It’s a great choice for Christmas parties, film marathons and anyone who thinks John McClane deserves a place beside Santa.

14. Merry Dartsmas

For the darts fan who considers a trip to the oche a perfectly respectable festive activity, Merry Dartsmas is a bullseye.

It combines Christmas humour with one of Britain’s favourite pub sports. Wear it to a darts night, a Christmas gathering or while shouting advice at the telly despite never having played professionally.

15. Lovely Jubbly

Only Fools and Horses fans, this one’s for you.

The Lovely Jubbly Christmas Jumper adds a festive twist to one of the nation’s most quoted sitcoms. It’s nostalgic, funny and packed with enough personality to make even a boring family photo slightly more memorable.

No chandelier required.

16. The Most Wonderful Time for a Beer

Some people look forward to carols. Others look forward to pigs in blankets. And some blokes are simply waiting for the first pint.

This beer-themed Christmas jumper makes its priorities perfectly clear. With festive patterns and a cheeky slogan, it’s a cracking choice for pub nights, Christmas drinks and the mate who says, “I’ll only have one.”

17. Fleece Navidad

A pun, a Christmas jumper and a little festive silliness. What’s not to like?

Fleece Navidad is a fun choice for anyone who enjoys a groan-worthy joke delivered with confidence. It’s the sort of jumper that gets an eye-roll first, followed by a reluctant chuckle. In short, it’s nailed the brief.

18. Reinbeer

Why choose between a reindeer and a beer when you can have both?

Reinbeer is ideal for the bloke who enjoys traditional festive imagery but thinks it could do with a pint. It’s light-hearted, easy to wear and guaranteed to become a talking point at the bar.

19. Absolute Melt

This snowman-themed jumper is aimed at anyone who’s a bit of a melt during the festive season , or knows someone who is.

It’s a playful insult wrapped in Christmas clothing. Perfect for your brother, mate, partner or colleague who gets dramatically emotional over a board game, a football result or the last roast potato.

20. Sprouts

Brussels sprouts divide the nation every Christmas. Some people love them. Some people would rather eat the wrapping paper.

The Sprouts Christmas Jumper celebrates that very British festive debate with a bold, simple design. It’s a brilliant option for Christmas Jumper Day and a great gift for anyone who enjoys a bit of food-based humour.

How to Choose the Right Novelty Christmas Jumper

Choosing a funny jumper doesn’t have to become a full-blown shopping crisis. Think about the person wearing it.

Are they a film fan? Go for Home Alone, Die Hard or the Griswolds. Are they football mad? Choose a club-inspired design. Is their sense of humour a little bit cheeky? Well, there are plenty of options for that too.

You should also consider where the jumper will be worn. A workplace Christmas party might call for something funny but fairly safe. A night at the pub gives you a little more freedom to embrace the rude jokes.

Comfort matters as well. Blokey’s sweatshirts are made with soft fabric and classic fits, so you can wear them through Christmas Jumper Day, office drinks and the inevitable sofa-based Boxing Day slump.

Why Novelty Christmas Jumpers Make Brilliant Gifts

A novelty Christmas jumper is more than a laugh on Christmas morning. It’s something the recipient can wear throughout December.

That makes it a practical present with personality. Much better than another gift that disappears into a drawer beside three pairs of emergency socks.

They’re ideal for dads, brothers, partners, grandads, mates and Secret Santa recipients. You can even pair one with a funny Christmas mug for a simple festive gift bundle.

If you’re taking part in Christmas Jumper Day, you could also turn the occasion into a fundraiser. The official Save the Children Christmas Jumper Day is a brilliant excuse to wear something daft while raising money for a good cause.

Ready to Get Festive?

Whether you want a beer joke, a football pun, a classic film reference or something a little bit rude, there’s a novelty Christmas jumper for your sort of humour.

So go on, pick the one that’ll get your mates laughing before you’ve even reached the kettle. Browse the full range of Novelty Christmas Jumpers and find a design that’s properly festive, wonderfully daft and impossible to ignore.