20 Men’s Novelty Gifts for Birthdays, Christmas and Secret Santa

Shopping for a bloke can be surprisingly difficult. Ask him what he wants and you’ll usually get, “I don’t know, mate,” followed by a shrug and a return to the telly.

Then the birthday, Christmas or Secret Santa deadline starts looming. Panic sets in. You consider socks. You consider aftershave. You briefly wonder whether a multipack of biscuits counts as a proper present.

Here’s the thing: the best gifts for men are often practical, funny and personal enough to make him laugh when he opens them. That’s exactly what you’ll find in this guide to Mens Novelty Gifts.

From cheeky mugs and hobby-inspired T-shirts to Christmas jumpers that’ll get a reaction across the room, these are 20 brilliant gift ideas for dads, mates, brothers, partners, grandads and colleagues.

Why novelty gifts for men are always a winner

Novelty gifts work because they’re not just random bits of tat destined for the drawer of forgotten things. The right gift reflects someone’s personality, hobby or sense of humour.

A funny mug gets used every morning. A bold T-shirt becomes a weekend favourite. A Christmas jumper gets dragged out every December, usually accompanied by the same joke about needing sunglasses to look at it.

Think about it. A useful gift with a proper laugh built in is far more memorable than another ordinary present. And if you’re buying for Secret Santa, a cheeky novelty gift can turn a tight budget into a genuinely entertaining surprise.

1. Mr Farty Mug

Some blokes find toilet humour hilarious at any age. In fact, many never really grow out of it. The Mr Farty Mug is a simple, affordable laugh for birthdays, office Secret Santa or a stocking filler.

It’s practical, too. Just don’t be surprised if he makes a fart noise every time he picks it up.

2. Still A Twat Mug

For a mate who appreciates a bit of friendly abuse, the Still A Twat Mug is hard to beat.

It’s rude, direct and wonderfully unnecessary. In short, it’s exactly the sort of present that gets a laugh before the first brew has even been poured.

3. The Golfather Mug

Know someone who talks about golf constantly? The Golfather Mug is a spot-on choice for dads, partners and mates who’d rather be on the course than anywhere else.

It combines golf and classic film-style humour in one useful present. Ideal for the golfer who claims his handicap is “coming down nicely” despite all available evidence.

4. Arsenal Mug

For a Gunners fan, the Arsenal Mug gives his morning brew a bit of team spirit.

It’s a brilliant birthday, Christmas or Secret Santa gift for someone who never misses a match and definitely has strong opinions about the starting eleven.

5. Aston Villa Fan Mug

The Aston Villa Fan Mug is another winner for football supporters.

It’s the sort of present that feels personal without requiring you to know the difference between a false nine and a bloke who’s just standing about near the goal.

6. Padel Gift Mug

Padel is growing fast, and the No.1 Padel Fan Mug is a fun choice for someone who’s swapped the sofa for a racket.

It’s ideal for a player, fan or mate who’s suddenly using phrases like “unforced error” in everyday conversation.

7. Dave the Rave Mug

Buying for a man called Dave? The Dave the Rave Mug makes the present feel instantly more personal.

It’s great for birthdays, leaving gifts or Secret Santa when you want something light-hearted but still useful. And yes, it works particularly well if Dave is actually a bit of a rave.

8. Nut Allergy Mug

The Nut Allergy Gift Mug is a clever option for someone with a nut allergy and a sense of humour.

It’s a good example of how the best novelty gifts often come from knowing the recipient properly. A little thought goes a long way. Even if the joke is slightly nutty.

9. 1966 Birthday T-Shirt

For a man celebrating a milestone birthday, the 1966 Birthday Gift T-Shirt is a brilliant way to mark the year he was born.

It’s a great choice for a 60th birthday in 2026, but the vintage-style design also works for anyone who enjoys a bit of retro flair. Much better than pretending he doesn’t care about getting older.

10. ADHD ACDC T-Shirt

The ADHD ACDC T-Shirt is made for someone who can be distracted by a squirrel, a shiny object or the mere possibility of a snack.

It’s bold, funny and ideal for a mate who enjoys rock music and doesn’t take himself too seriously.

11. 26 Club Darts T-Shirt

The 26 Club Darts T-Shirt is a proper winner for the darts fan.

Whether he plays in a league, visits the pub board or simply believes every missed double was “unlucky”, this T-shirt should land nicely. It’s an easy birthday or Secret Santa option for a bloke who loves a bit of oche-based drama.

12. The Grillfather BBQ T-Shirt

For the man who treats lighting the barbecue like a televised sporting event, there’s the Grillfather BBQ T-Shirt.

It’s ideal for dads, husbands and self-appointed kings of the grill. Pair it with sausages, burgers and an apron for maximum barbecue authority.

13. Super Daddio T-Shirt

The Super Daddio T-Shirt is a fun present for dads who grew up with classic games and still know exactly where the batteries are kept.

It works for Father’s Day, birthdays or Christmas. It’s colourful, nostalgic and much more exciting than another pair of slippers.

14. Smithy Christmas T-Shirt

The Are You Asking Me To Step Into Christmas T-Shirt is made for fans of British comedy and unforgettable catchphrases.

It’s a smart alternative to a Christmas jumper if he prefers a T-shirt, or if the office heating has been turned up to tropical levels. Wear it to the pub, a festive gathering or Christmas Jumper Day.

15. Snowasis Christmas Jumper

For music fans, the Snowasis Christmas Jumper combines festive cheer with a healthy dose of Britpop nostalgia.

It’s loud, seasonal and guaranteed to start a conversation. Perfect for the bloke who thinks Christmas isn’t complete without music, mince pies and an argument about which Gallagher is better.

16. Home Alone Christmas Jumper

The Home Alone Christmas Jumper is a cracking gift for anyone who watches the film every year.

It’s nostalgic, funny and ideal for Christmas parties, family gatherings or lounging around with a box of chocolates while pretending you’re only having one.

17. The Traitors Christmas Jumper

For fans of reality TV, the Traitors Christmas Jumper brings a bit of suspicion to the festive season.

It’s a great Secret Santa present or party outfit for someone who enjoys spotting a traitor from the comfort of the sofa. Nobody is safe once the snacks disappear.

18. Rude Christmas Jumper

The Christmas Jumper Wanker is definitely for adults with a cheeky sense of humour.

It won’t be suitable for every family gathering or workplace, obviously. But for the right mate, it’s nailed it. Just check the dress code before turning up to the office party looking like festive HR paperwork.

19. Arsenal BBQ Apron

The Gunners 1886 Arsenal BBQ Apron is made for football fans who also believe they’re barbecue royalty.

It’s a practical present with plenty of personality, making it ideal for birthdays, Father’s Day or Christmas. Add a football mug and you’ve got a proper gift set for the Gunners fan in your life.

20. The Most Wonderful Time For A Beer Christmas Jumper

The Most Wonderful Time For A Beer Christmas Jumper is a safe bet for the bloke who believes Christmas spirit comes in a pint glass.

It’s funny without being too complicated, making it suitable for Christmas parties, pub trips and Christmas Day. Basically, anywhere there’s a decent chance of a festive tipple.

How to choose the right novelty gift

Not sure which one to pick? Start with his personality.

• For the tea or coffee obsessive: choose a funny mug.
• For the sports fan: go for a football, golf, padel or darts design.
• For Dad: a BBQ T-shirt, apron or Super Daddio design should do the trick.
• For the Christmas enthusiast: pick a bold jumper or festive T-shirt.
• For Secret Santa: mugs are affordable, useful and easy to wrap.
• For a mate with a cheeky sense of humour: choose something rude, but make sure he’ll genuinely enjoy the joke.

You can also browse the funny gifts for men category by occasion, interest or recipient. That makes the whole process a bit less “panic-buy something at the petrol station” and a lot more “look at me, I’ve absolutely nailed this”.

For more unusual inspiration, you could also explore GQ’s guide to unusual gifts for men or Menkind’s funny gift selection.

The final word on funny gifts for men

The right novelty gift doesn’t need to be expensive or complicated. It just needs to suit the bloke receiving it.

A funny mug, a hobby-inspired T-shirt, a cheeky apron or a Christmas jumper with a proper punchline can turn an ordinary occasion into something memorable. It might even become his new favourite thing, which is more than can be said for most socks.

So whether you’re shopping for a birthday, Christmas or Secret Santa, choose something practical, personal and guaranteed to raise a smile. Browse Blokey’s range of Mens Novelty Gifts and find a present that’s anything but boring.