20 Funny Christmas Jumpers for Men Who Love a Laugh

You know the bloke who says he doesn’t need anything for Christmas, then turns up to the office party in a plain grey hoodie? This list is for him. A funny Christmas jumper is festive, wearable and, if you choose the right one, good for at least one proper laugh over the mince pies.

From football and film references to beer puns and cheeky slogans, here are 20 ideas for men who’d rather wear something with a bit of personality. They’re all from Blokey’s range, with UK-designed humour made for mates, dads, partners and grandads who don’t take themselves too seriously.

20 funny Christmas jumpers to get the banter going

1. Snowasis Christmas Jumper

For the Oasis fan who knows every lyric, and may well sing them at the family do. Snowmen meet rock ’n’ roll in a festive nod that’s bound to catch the eye. Lovely stuff, if you’re not sat next to his karaoke microphone.

2. The Celebrity Traitors Christmas Jumper

A good pick for the telly obsessive who loves a bit of suspicion with their sprouts. It brings a familiar TV-inspired twist to the festive wardrobe, and could spark a lively debate over who’s actually been naughty this year.

3. Declan Rice’s “Dec the Halls” Jumper

A football-inspired choice with a seasonal pun for the fan who’d rather discuss the match than the weather. Wear it for Christmas Jumper Day, or simply while watching the festive fixtures with a brew in hand.

4. Christmas Jumper Wanker

Subtle? Not even slightly. This one’s for a mate who enjoys a blunt gag and knows his audience. Best saved for a friends-only gathering rather than the office party with the managing director and a plate of sausage rolls.

5. You Scumbag, You Maggot

A festive singalong in jumper form, inspired by one of Christmas’s most memorable songs. It’s a spot-on pick for the bloke who belts out the chorus at every party, whether the room has asked him to or not.

6. Yule Never Walk Alone

For the Liverpool supporter who sees Christmas as another chance to show his colours. It mixes football loyalty with festive wordplay, making it a fun choice for match days and family photos alike.

7. Griswold’s Tree Farm

The film fan who puts on Christmas Vacation every December will get the joke. A festive screen reference is a tidy way to pick a jumper that feels a bit more personal than another reindeer-and-snowflake number.

8. Well Hung Christmas Jumper

A cheeky stocking pun for the bloke who appreciates innuendo. It’s not exactly a subtle Secret Santa option, so have a quick think about the audience before he wears it to the school concert.

9. Ho Ho Howay the Lads

A Geordie-flavoured festive pick for the Newcastle fan who brings football chat to every gathering. Expect a grin from fellow supporters and at least one groan from anyone who prefers their Christmas puns less local.

10. Ginger Twat

This one’s deliberately bold, and definitely not for every room. Choose it for a close mate with a broad sense of humour, not for the uncle you’ve only just met. Gift-giving is tricky enough without creating an awkward silence before the pudding.

11. Look At Me Being All Festive And Shit

For the man who’s technically joining in, but wants everyone to know he’s doing it under protest. A cheeky design for pub nights and relaxed parties, perhaps less suited to the formal family lunch.

12. Are You Asking Me to Step Into Christmas?

A Gavin & Stacey-inspired option for the fan who can quote the show on demand. It’s a nice middle ground: a recognisable comedy reference without quite shouting the loudest in the room.

13. Nakatomi Corp Christmas Party

For the bloke who insists Die Hard is a Christmas film (and is prepared to defend the case over dinner). This one nods to the action classic without relying on a giant slogan to make its point.

14. Driving Home for Christmas: Golf Jumper

A tidy choice for the golfer who’s already planning his first round after Boxing Day. It brings two December staples together: festive tunes and talk of getting back on the course.

15. Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal

For the Home Alone devotee who quotes the film before the opening credits have finished. It’s playful and instantly familiar to fans, just be ready for somebody to repeat the line back at him all afternoon.

16. Merry Dartsmas

Got a darts fan in your life? This festive wordplay is a proper fit for the bloke who treats every pub match like the World Championship final. A good conversation starter, even before the darts are out.

17. Lovely Jubbly

An Only Fools and Horses reference for a fan of classic British comedy. It’s the kind of familiar gag that can get a smile from Dad, Grandad or the mate who still reckons he’s got a brilliant scheme on the go.

18. The Most Wonderful Time for a Beer

For the chap whose festive plans include a trip to the pub and a careful study of the Christmas drinks menu. The beer pun keeps it light, while the seasonal theme gets him safely into the spirit of things.

19. Reinbeer

Reindeer and beer: not a complicated idea, but a very cheerful one. This one’s an easy pick for a beer-loving mate who enjoys festive silliness and doesn’t need a clever punchline explained to him.

20. ’Tis the Season to Be Grumpy

Know someone who’d rather avoid carol singing, glitter and forced merriment? This grumpy festive style may be just his thing. It says “I’m participating” without pretending he’s thrilled about it.

Picking the right jumper for your bloke

Think about where he’ll wear it. A cheeky slogan might be brilliant for a mates’ night, while a film, music or football design could be an easier choice for a mixed crowd. If you’re buying for work, consider the office vibe; if it’s for someone who loves a rude gag, you’ll know whether he can carry it off.

Fit and garment details can vary between designs, so check the individual product listing before ordering. It’s also worth leaving enough time for delivery. Nobody wants to discover their festive outfit is still on the way when the party starts.

For more ideas, browse Blokey’s full range of funny Christmas jumpers. You can also find practical pointers in Good Housekeeping’s Christmas jumper guide and The Independent’s IndyBest jumper round-up.

Make Christmas Jumper Day a bit more meaningful

Christmas Jumper Day is back on Thursday 10 December 2026. If you’re taking part, you can wear something daft, have a laugh with your mates and support a good cause at the same time. Find out how to join in through Save the Children’s Christmas Jumper Day page.

In short, the best jumper is the one that feels like him, whether he’s a film buff, football fanatic, pub regular or proud festive grump. Pick a design that’ll raise a smile, check the details, and let him handle the Christmas banter.