Tottenham Get Battered Everywhere They Go Mug

Tottenham Get Battered Everywhere They Go Mug – The Ultimate Banter Brew

The Tottenham Get Battered Everywhere They Go Mug is the perfect cheeky gift for the man who lives for football banter and a strong cuppa. Whether he’s singing along at the match, bellowing the chant at the darts, or just chuckling at the telly, this mug turns that legendary line into his new favourite brew companion. It’s bold, funny and gloriously unapologetic – just like the chant itself.

Wrapped in a rich blue background, the design features a battered-looking cockerel mascot clutching a football, framed by a striking shield-style crest and surrounded by stars. The artwork pops beautifully against the white ceramic, giving it a premium feel without losing any of the humour. At 11oz, it’s the ideal size for a proper tea or coffee, making it a practical present as well as a hilarious one.

Why the Tottenham Get Battered Everywhere They Go Mug Hits the Target

This mug is tailor-made for football and darts fans who enjoy a bit of noisy terrace culture. The famous chant has echoed around stadiums and arenas for years, and now it can echo around the kitchen too. The bold typography and cartoon mascot instantly catch the eye, making it the sort of mug that always gets a reaction when it appears in the office or at home.

Crafted from high-quality ceramic, it feels solid in the hand and is designed for everyday use. He can grab it for his early-morning brew, his mid-afternoon coffee, or a late-night hot chocolate while watching the highlights. It’s built to handle countless matchdays and plenty of wash cycles, so the colours stay vivid and the design remains sharp.

A Brilliant Gift Idea for Men Who Love Football Banter

Buying presents for men who already have all the usual football gear can be a challenge. That’s where this mug comes in. It’s something he’ll actually use, yet it still feels special and personal thanks to the instantly recognisable chant. Pop this Tottenham Get Battered Everywhere They Go Mug into a gift bag with his favourite biscuits or a few cans, and you’ve got a cracking birthday, Christmas or Father’s Day gift sorted.

It’s also ideal as a fun office present or Secret Santa for a colleague who can’t resist a bit of football rivalry. Every time he lifts it, he’ll get a reminder of that chant – and probably start humming it under his breath.

Here at Blokey.co.uk, we know that the best gifts for men combine a sense of humour with everyday practicality. This Tottenham Get Battered Everywhere They Go Mug nails that balance perfectly: it’s a quality 11oz ceramic cup wrapped in pure football mischief.

Whether you’re buying this for yourself to remind yourself every day that Tottenham get battered everywhere they go, or whether you’re buying this as a “special gift” for a Spurs fan in your life, it’s still a brilliant mug.

Football fans and darts fans have been cheering “Tottenham Get Battered Everywhere They Go” for years now, so it must be true.

Spurs fans will love to receive this mug as a gift (maybe). It’s the perfect banter present for any Tottenham fan, and you’ll love the look on their face when they unwrap a gift that reminds them that “Tottenham Get Battered Everywhere They Go”.

The perfect birthday present mug for fans of Spurs, buy it for your mate down the pub who is always going on about this is Spurs year to win the league, or your mate who always talks about Tottenham being a big club, in their toilet seat arena.

Tottenham Get Battered Everywhere They Go Gift Mug.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!