The Traitors Christmas Jumper Oh Come All Ye Faithful

The Traitors Christmas Jumper – Oh Come All Ye Faithful

If you’re hunting for the perfect Celebrity Traitors Christmas jumper, congratulations – you’ve just found the holy grail of festive knitwear (minus the actual knitting, because who has time for that?). Whether you’re shopping for a superfan of BBC’s The Traitors, or just want to rock up to Christmas dinner looking like the most faithful one at the table, this jumper ticks all the boxes. Suspiciously comfy, cheekily designed, and unmistakably festive – this is the gift that screams “trust no one, except the one who gave me this jumper.”

The Festive Jumper That’ll Have Everyone Asking: “Are You a Traitor… or Just a Legend?”

Let’s talk about that design. Featuring the unmistakable celebrity faces of Alan Carr, Jonathan Ross, and Cat Burns – each one snugly cloaked like they’re off to a medieval monastery or plotting their next faithful betrayal – this isn’t your average high-street festive sweater. With classic snowflakes, trees, and snowmen knitted (well, printed) into the design, it gives strong ‘Christmas cheer meets psychological gameshow’ vibes.

If you’re part of the cult following for The Traitors – or know someone who is – this is the ultimate nod to their favourite telly obsession. It’s wearable, wonderfully weird, and bound to turn heads at the work Christmas party.

Why This Traitors Christmas Jumper is a Must-Have for the Festive Season

• Iconic celebrity lineup – Alan Carr’s grin alone is worth the price of admission.

• Proper Christmas jumper styling – It’s giving retro jumper energy with a cheeky twist.

• Super comfy sweatshirt fabric – Ideal for sofa lounging during those long Traitors binges.

• Unisex and universally flattering – Because betrayal knows no gender.

• Available in multiple sizes – From sneaky small to dramatically XL.

The Ideal Gift for The Celebrity Traitors Devotee in Your Life

We all know one. That person who’s emotionally invested in every roundtable vote, who watches every facial twitch like a hawk, and who starts using phrases like “banishment” and “cloak of protection” in day-to-day conversation. This is for them.

But it’s also for the casual viewer. The one who watched two episodes and now calls everyone “faithful” in the office. Or the mate who’s never even seen the show but still appreciates a festive jumper that makes people laugh, raise eyebrows, and ask questions.

Not Just a Jumper. It’s a Talking Point.

You know that awkward lull between pigs-in-blankets and pudding? This jumper fills that silence faster than you can say “traitor reveal.” Expect a solid ten minutes of, “Wait… is that Alan Carr?” followed by, “This is brilliant – where did you get it?” And just like that, you’ve won Christmas.

Whether you’re layering up for a winter stroll or showing off at Secret Santa, this is more than just a nod to your telly tastes – it’s a full-blown fan tribute wrapped in snowflakes and sarcasm.

Who’ll Love It:

• Fans of The Traitors (obviously)

• People who love a bold, funny Christmas jumper

• Secret Santas looking to impress without going bankrupt

• Anyone who loves a bit of pop culture banter around the tree

So go on, embrace the festive fun with a twist of telly obsession. Whether you’re gifting it or treating yourself, this Traitors Christmas jumper is the one garment guaranteed to earn a smug little “faithful” nod of approval.

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• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1×1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!