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Looking for a bold gift that screams football pride while soaking up the sun? The Newcastle United Beach Towel is a must-have for any dedicated Magpie. Whether he’s lounging by the pool, hitting the beach, or heading off on a sunny getaway, this towel brings the black-and-white stripes of St. James’ Park to the sands. With a bold design, massive club lettering and classic Toon Army chants woven into the style, it’s perfect for blokes who wear their loyalty loud and proud—even on holiday.
This isn’t your average beach towel. At 30″ × 60″ (76 × 152 cm), it’s big enough to stretch out on, wrap up in, or even hang proudly at the pool. The iconic black and white stripes form a striking backdrop for the bold Newcastle United typography angled across the front, surrounded by chants and slogans including “Howay the Lads”, “The Magpies”, “Toon Army” and “St. James’ Park”. It even includes a nod to the club’s proud heritage – Founded 1892 – reminding everyone around that this club runs deep.
With a soft yet durable fabric, this towel isn’t just for show—it’s made for comfort and everyday use.
Generous size – 76 x 152 cm (30″ x 60″) offers full coverage for lounging or drying off.
Comfortable feel – Soft touch against the skin, yet strong enough for repeated beach days or gym use.
Lightweight and absorbent – Quick to dry and easy to roll up into a backpack or sports bag.
Bold monochrome style – Designed with fans in mind, ideal for beach holidays, spa days, or matchday swims.
Perfect for holidays, matchday prep, or everyday use – A practical yet personal present.
Stands out with pride – No mistaking where his football allegiance lies.
Great for all ages – Whether he’s a lifelong fan or part of the new generation of Toon supporters.
Easy to pack and carry – Ideal for away days, beach trips, or even garden sunbathing.
So if you’re looking for the ultimate gift for a football-mad bloke who loves the beach (or just wants to show off his black and white stripes wherever he goes), the Newcastle United Beach Towel ticks every box. Stylish, practical, and dripping in club spirit—this is the one he didn’t know he needed.
• Fabric composition in the US: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric composition in EU: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight in the US: 10.6 oz./yd.² (360 g/m²)
• Fabric weight in EU: 11.8 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
• Size: 30″ × 60″ × 0.28″ (76 × 152 × 0.7 cm)
• Printed on one side only
• The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent
• Blank product sourced from China
| Weight | 0.42 kg |
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