I Like My Coffee How I Like My Women Mug

I Like My Women How I Like My Coffee – Without A Penis

Looking for a cheeky and unforgettable gift for a bloke with a wicked sense of humour? The Funny Mug I Like My Women How I Like My Coffee is the ideal choice. With its unapologetically bold caption, “I Like My Women How I Like My Coffee… Without A Penis” paired with a grinning 1950s-style gentleman savouring his morning brew, this mug is bound to cause a stir—and plenty of laughter. It’s perfect for those who enjoy their humour on the daring side and aren’t afraid to sip in style.

A Mug That Knows How to Make a Statement

If you’re after a funny mug that grabs attention and doesn’t beat around the bush, this one hits the mark. The vintage artwork adds a classic charm, while the blunt punchline delivers instant impact. Whether it’s for a mate, a brother, or the office joker, it’s guaranteed to raise eyebrows and spark conversations.

This Funny Mug I Like My Women How I Like My Coffee – Without A Penis design doesn’t hold back—and that’s exactly what makes it such a popular choice for men who appreciate unfiltered humour. It’s both a playful nod to retro advertising and a modern gag gift with a bit of edge.

The Perfect Present for Blokes Who Love a Laugh

When it comes to finding a gift that’s genuinely funny, it’s easy to end up with something tame or forgettable. Not with this mug. It’s the ultimate blend of retro cool and blunt wit—just the thing for birthdays, Secret Santa exchanges, stag dos, or even Father’s Day if you’re brave enough. For the man who’s seen every gag gift out there, this one still manages to surprise.

Its 11oz size is ideal for tea, coffee, or whatever beverage keeps him going, and the print is as vibrant and durable as his sense of humour. Whether it’s brightening up his kitchen cupboard or sparking a laugh in the office, this mug is one of those rare finds that’s both functional and fantastically funny.

Built to Be Used (and Laughed At) Every Day

This isn’t just a novelty item—it’s a high-quality ceramic mug that’s dishwasher and microwave safe, made for everyday use. The design remains bold and sharp even after multiple washes, so it’ll keep bringing the laughs long after the first sip.

Why This Funny Mug Is a Top Gift Idea

• Features a hilarious quote with retro 1950s artwork for maximum impact

• Ideal for blokes with a bold sense of humour and a taste for the outrageous

• Sturdy 11oz ceramic – practical as well as side-splitting

• Microwave and dishwasher safe for hassle-free use

• Perfect for birthdays, office gifts, stag dos, or just because he deserves a good laugh

Whether he’s sipping his brew at work or showing it off at home, this mug is a conversation starter and a guaranteed giggle. A funny gift for men that really delivers on both quality and comedy.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!