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If you’re on the hunt for a Home Alone Christmas jumper that’s equal parts festive, nostalgic, and cheeky, say hello to McCallister’s Home Security – the only knitwear that takes home defence seriously… with marbles, paint cans and a tarantula. Inspired by everyone’s favourite booby-trap legend, this jumper is a must-have for any bloke who’s ever dreamt of fending off burglars with a blowtorch and a confident smirk.
Whether it’s for your brother, dad, husband or that mate who still quotes “Keep the change, ya filthy animal!” every December, this Christmas jumper is a seasonal classic that’ll get laughs faster than Kevin could rig a tripwire.
Let’s face it – there are Christmas jumpers, and then there’s this. You’re not just wearing snowflakes and baubles; you’re repping a cinematic masterpiece in festive knit form. Front and centre is the iconic McCallister house in full holiday glory, complete with snow-covered trees and a homely glow that screams “no parents, no problem.” Above it, the bold “McCallister’s” title gives it that made-up-family-business charm. And underneath? The golden tagline: Home Security Since 1990 – because nothing says protection like a tarantula on your face.
Add to that the immortal phrase “Keep the change, ya filthy animal!” and you’ve got a wearable tribute to the most chaotic Christmas ever filmed.
A+ nostalgia – Because nothing beats curling up with a tin of Quality Street and watching Kevin take on the Wet Bandits.
Conversation starter – Whether at the pub, office party or family dinner, expect compliments, laughs, and probably a few film quotes thrown your way.
Quality feel – Cosy, comfy, and built for long winter nights (and repeat viewings of Home Alone 1 & 2).
Sizes for every grown-up kid – From S to 4XL, whether he’s a beanpole or built like Buzz, there’s a fit for him.
Multiple colours available – Pick his vibe, from subtle and sleek to full-on festive.
Christmas is all about tradition – mince pies, bad cracker jokes, and of course, watching Kevin McCallister outwit two grown men with stuff found in the shed. This Home Alone Christmas jumper brings that energy to your wardrobe. It’s not just festive – it’s brilliantly funny, completely nostalgic, and just a little bit ridiculous (in the best way possible).
So, whether he’s a die-hard fan of 90s classics, a Christmas movie buff, or just the kind of guy who’ll appreciate a jumper that makes people chuckle, this one’s a nailed-on gift hit.
Movie buffs who know the script by heart.
Dads who secretly want to be left home alone (just for a bit of peace).
Mates who love a retro Christmas reference.
Anyone who’s ever used toy cars for non-driving purposes.
Let’s be honest – most festive jumpers are either itchy, over-the-top, or plastered in glittery nonsense. But this one? This one’s got charm, humour, and enough throwback appeal to make it a December essential. Pair it with a smug grin and some microwavable mac and cheese for full Kevin effect.
Whether you’re buying it for yourself or gifting it to the bloke who keeps the spirit of Christmas mischief alive, you can’t go wrong with a jumper that proudly supports McCallister’s Home Security – because trusting actual adults clearly didn’t work out.
Grab yours now and give the gift of festive film brilliance – add to basket before Harry and Marv find the front door.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1×1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange colour variant.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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