Everton Wanker Funny Banter Mug for Everton Fans

Funny Everton Mug for Men – Official Everton Wanker Mug

Need a funny Everton mug that’ll get the lads laughing and stir up a bit of friendly football rivalry? The Official Everton Wanker Mug is a classic bit of banter, perfect for winding up your Toffee-loving mate—or owning it yourself with pride. Whether you’re taking the mick out of their blue allegiance or gifting it to someone who’s constantly defending Goodison Park, this mug brings the laughs with every brew.

A Proper Funny Everton Mug for Banter Kings

Football is full of passion, pride—and plenty of piss-taking. This mug leans fully into the latter, with a tongue-in-cheek design that plays on the classic club badge. Featuring bold blue stripes, a cheeky cartoon-style tower, frothy pints of beer, and a football icon, the Official Everton Wanker crest says it all. It’s built for blokes who can take a joke and laugh loudest when it’s at their own expense.

Give it to your dad, brother, workmate, or that one mate who still talks about the ’95 FA Cup win. Whether you’re a Blue or just enjoy a wind-up, this mug’s a top-tier pick.

Banter-Loaded Gift for Any Occasion

Some mugs are just made for giving. This one is perfect for birthdays, Father’s Day, Secret Santa exchanges, or spontaneous mid-season mockery. Whether you’re ribbing a lifelong Everton supporter or having a dig at their recent form, it’s a guaranteed crowd-pleaser for men who love football and good-natured banter.

Not to mention—if you’re from the red half of Merseyside, it makes a cracking gift to keep the rivalry alive and well.

Built for Daily Laughs and Long-Lasting Sips

It’s not just for show—this 11oz ceramic mug is built to last longer than Everton’s top-four hopes (sorry, not sorry). With a high-gloss finish and quality print, the design won’t fade, no matter how many times it’s whacked in the dishwasher. It’s also microwave safe for those lazy, hungover brews after a big night—or a big loss.

It’s the kind of mug that’s proudly used in the kitchen, at work, or right in front of the telly come match day.

Why This Funny Everton Mug Is a Belter

• Cheeky parody crest in bold Everton colours

• A hilarious gift for Everton fans who love a laugh

• 11oz ceramic mug – dishwasher and microwave safe

• Ideal for birthdays, office banter, or general football trolling

• Guaranteed to start conversations and cause a giggle

So if you’re shopping for a lad who bleeds blue (or bleats on about it), give them a mug that’s as bold as their team loyalty—the Official Everton Wanker Mug.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!