Arsenal Wanker Funny Banter Mug for Arsenal Fans

Funny Arsenal Mug for Men – Official Arsenal Wanker Mug

Looking for the ultimate funny Arsenal mug to tease the Gooner in your life? The Official Arsenal Wanker Mug is a cheeky, banter-filled masterpiece, perfect for lads who love their football and don’t mind a bit of stick with their tea. Whether they’re top of the league or losing to Luton, this mug is the ideal gift to stir things up while raising a smile.

The Funniest Arsenal Mug for Gooners and Wind-Up Merchants Alike

Football fans love to laugh—especially at themselves (well, some of them). This mug hits the mark with a parody crest in unmistakable Arsenal red, complete with two golden cannons, frothy beer pints, laurel leaves, and a football. The crown jewel? That unmissable label: Official Arsenal Wanker. Whether you’re taking the mick out of a smug Gooner or gifting it to a mate who knows it’s all just part of the game, this mug’s got banter written all over it.

It’s bold, it’s hilarious, and it’s exactly what any proper football gift should be.

Brilliant Gift Idea for Arsenal Fans or Their Rivals

Whether you’re buying for a proud Emirates season ticket holder, a birthday boy, or the office Arsenal nut who thinks every year is “their year”, this mug brings the laughs. It’s spot-on for birthdays, Father’s Day, Secret Santa, or those spur-of-the-moment gifts that say, “You’re a legend—but you’re still a mug.”

And if you support Spurs? Well, you already know this belongs front and centre in your troll gift arsenal.

Built for Brews, Banter, and Brilliant Reactions

Made from premium ceramic and holding 11oz of whatever gets them through the season, this mug is as functional as it is funny. It’s microwave and dishwasher safe, with a glossy finish that keeps the colours vibrant and the message loud and clear.

It’s the mug they’ll love to use—and secretly hate to love.

Why This Funny Arsenal Mug Is a Winner

• Parody badge in iconic red and gold Arsenal colours

• Hilarious gift for Gooners or their cheeky rivals

• 11oz ceramic – dishwasher and microwave friendly

• Perfect for birthdays, office banter, or classic footy trolling

• Guaranteed to raise laughs on and off the pitch

So, whether they’re ranting on AFTV or still reminiscing about the Invincibles, the Official Arsenal Wanker Mug is the ultimate way to bring the banter—and keep the brews coming.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!