If you’re looking for unapologetically funny wanker mugs, you’re in exactly the right place. At Blokey.co.uk, we specialise in uniquely designed gifts for men – and this collection of rude mugs is made for proper mates, proper banter and people who can take a joke.

These aren’t polite, corporate-friendly coffee cups. They’re bold, tongue-in-cheek and designed for lads who give as good as they get. Whether it’s for a birthday, Christmas, Secret Santa or just to wind up your best mate, our wanker mugs are guaranteed to get a reaction.

Because let’s be honest – sometimes the best gifts are the ones that make everyone laugh… including the bloke holding it.

Wanker Mugs for Every Hobby & Obsession

What makes our wanker mugs stand out? They’re not just rude for the sake of it. They’re built around hobbies, interests and full-blown obsessions.

We’ve created designs for:

• Golf wankers

• Fishing wankers

• Gym wankers

• Cycling wankers

• Gaming wankers

• BBQ wankers

• And plenty more

If your mate won’t shut up about his handicap, his PB, his fantasy football team or his weekend hobby, there’s probably a mug here with his name written all over it (figuratively, of course).

The beauty of hobby-themed rude mugs is that they hit two notes at once – they mock the obsession while secretly celebrating it.

Sports Team Wanker Mugs – Banter Done Right

Football fans, rugby fans, and sports fanatics in general are prime targets for good-natured stick. That’s why we also offer sports team wanker mugs designed to stir the pot in the best possible way.

Perfect for:

• Rival fans

• Fantasy league losers

• The mate who never stops talking about “next season”

• Office banter champions

These rude mugs make brilliant gifts between friends who know the rules of banter. They’re not for strangers. They’re not for the easily offended. They’re for proper mates who’ll laugh, call you something worse, and stick the kettle on.

Rude Mugs That Are Actually High Quality

Just because they’re cheeky doesn’t mean they’re cheap.

All of our wanker mugs are:

• Classic 11oz size

• Made from sturdy ceramic

• Designed for everyday use

• Printed with bold, long-lasting designs

They’re perfect for tea, coffee or whatever fuels the day. Whether it’s used at home, at work (if HR has a sense of humour), or in the shed, these mugs are built to last.

Because there’s no point in giving a hilarious gift if the print fades after a few washes.

Why Wanker Mugs Make Great Banter Gifts

Buying gifts for men can be tricky. But if you’ve got the kind of friendship where insults are basically affection, wanker mugs are an absolute winner.

They’re ideal for:

• Birthdays

• Secret Santa

• Christmas

• Leaving gifts

• Stag dos

• Father’s Day (for the right dad)

• Just because you felt like stirring things up

They’re affordable, easy to wrap and guaranteed to stand out from boring, safe presents.

And the best part? Every time he makes a brew, he’ll be reminded that you think he’s a “golf wanker” or “fishing wanker” – and he’ll probably love it.

Funny, Rude & Unapologetically Blokey

At Blokey.co.uk, we focus on gifts for men that aren’t bland or predictable. Our rude mugs are designed with proper British humour in mind – dry, sarcastic and a little bit savage.

They’re not offensive for the sake of it. They’re playful, hobby-driven and built around shared laughs between mates.

If you’re after something safe and sentimental, this probably isn’t the category for you.

If you’re after something bold, funny and guaranteed to get a reaction? You’re exactly where you need to be.

Why Buy Wanker Mugs from Blokey.co.uk?

When you shop this collection, you get:

• Unique wanker mugs you won’t find on the high street

• Hobby-themed and sports team rude mugs

• Classic 11oz ceramic mugs

• Long-lasting, high-quality prints

• Fast UK delivery

• Simple online checkout

We make it easy to find gifts that actually match your mate’s personality – even if that personality deserves a bit of stick.

Shop Wanker Mugs Today

If you’ve got a mate who’s obsessed with his hobby, fiercely loyal to his team, or just generally a bit of a wanker (in the nicest possible way), you’ll find the perfect mug right here.

Scroll down to browse our full range of wanker mugs and rude mugs – and pick one that’s guaranteed to cause a laugh next time the kettle boils.

Only at Blokey.co.uk – where banter comes first.