Let’s be honest—Christmas jumpers and t-shirts are no longer just for office parties or awkward family dinners. At Blokey, we believe the festive season is the perfect excuse to wear something hilarious, bold, and brilliantly blokey. Whether you’re gearing up for Secret Santa, looking for the perfect funny gift for the man in your life, or just want to add some seasonal swagger to your wardrobe, you’ve landed in the right place.

Our collection of Christmas jumpers & t-shirts is packed with original, cheeky, and downright funny designs you won’t find anywhere else. And if you’re more of a brew lover than a fashion icon, we’ve got Christmas mugs that are just as full of personality (and tea).

Festive Gear That’ll Actually Get Worn

We know what makes a good Christmas top: it needs to be funny enough to spark conversation, stylish enough to wear beyond the 25th, and comfy enough for a full day of mince pies and sofa surfing.

Our Christmas jumpers and t-shirts tick all the boxes. They’re:

• Designed right here in the UK with bold, blokey humour in mind

• Printed on soft, durable materials—our tees are 100% cotton and available in sizes S to 4XL

• Perfect for work dos, pub nights, family Christmas mornings or just winding up the in-laws

• Affordable but high-quality, starting at prices that won’t break your festive budget

You’ll find everything from boozy slogans to festive puns, retro vibes, and parody designs that put the “X” in Xmas. Whether you’re into subtle sarcasm or full-blown silliness, there’s something here to suit every personality.

Best-Selling Funny Christmas Designs

Our top Christmas jumpers and tees fly off the shelves faster than Santa on a deadline. Fan favourites include:

• “Snowasis” – for the bloke who loves the greatest band, take a look at our Snowasis Oasis Christmas Jumper

• “Dec The Halls” – perfect for the Arsenal fan in your life, our Declan Rice Christmas Jumper is the best.

• “Yule Never Walk Alone” – for the guy who’s the biggest Liverpool fan, get him a Liverpool Christmas Jumper

• “Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal” – the best Home Alone Christmas Jumper for fans of the 90’s hit movie

• “Merry Drunk, I’m Christmas” – we all know one

Pair any of these with one of our funny Christmas mugs (standard 11oz size) for the ultimate gift set. Think festive slogans, naughty elves, and boozy reindeer – because nobody wants a boring mug at the office brew station.

Not Just for Gifting – Get One for Yourself

Sure, our Christmas jumpers and t-shirts make brilliant gifts. But let’s not pretend you’re not eyeing one up for yourself.

Blokey.co.uk is all about unapologetically blokey designs that let your personality shine. And the festive season is no different. Whether you’re the designated turkey chef, the family clown, or just the one who starts drinking prosecco at 10am on Christmas morning, we’ve got something that’ll suit you to a T (or jumper).

Why Blokes Love Blokey Christmas Gear

• Original, hilarious designs you won’t find in high street shops

• T-shirts in S to 4XL and mugs that fit a proper brew

• 100% cotton for all-day wear – even after your third helping of roast potatoes

• Easy online shopping and fast UK delivery

• Great value – most items starting under £15

We design everything with real men in mind. No cringe, no fluff—just solid gear that hits the funny bone and looks good doing it.

Ideal for Secret Santa, Stocking Fillers & Christmas Morning Laughs

Need a low-budget gift that’ll still be a winner? Our Christmas t-shirts and mugs are Secret Santa gold. Funny, practical, and guaranteed to be a talking point, they’re perfect for mates, dads, brothers, uncles—even the grumpy bloke at work.

Or grab one for yourself and make your festive photos 10x better.

Funny Christmas Jumpers & T-shirts

This Christmas, skip the boring socks and soap-on-a-rope. Go for something funny, festive, and full of personality. Our range of Christmas jumpers, t-shirts and mugs is perfect for gifting or just giving yourself a laugh during the most wonderful time of the year.

Shop now at Blokey and bring some blokey cheer to your Christmas wardrobe.