Our mugs are made for banter-filled mornings, brew breaks at work, and those blokes who reckon a proper cuppa should come with a proper punchline.

Why Our Mugs Are Built for Blokes

Every single 11oz mug in our collection is crafted with high-quality ceramic, designed to survive daily dunkings and dishwashing. But it’s the design that makes them stand out – we’re talking about mugs that come with humour, attitude, and a bit of blokey charm.

We’re not about boring. Our mugs come with punchy one-liners, sarcastic slogans, and designs you won’t find in your average gift shop. From clean jokes to the downright rude (because let’s be honest – some of us have no filter), we’ve got mugs that suit every sense of humour.

And yes, we ship fast across the UK – no faff.

Rude Coffee Mugs UK – Outrageously Funny, Perfectly Giftable

Some of our best-sellers fall into the “should I really laugh at this?” category. Our rude coffee mugs are unapologetically adult-themed, designed for blokes who love a bit of banter with their brew. Whether it’s for your sweary uncle, sarcastic mate, or a “not safe for work” gift exchange, these mugs bring a healthy dose of laughter to tea time.

They’re bold, they’re brash, and they’re definitely not for the faint of heart.

Personalised Mugs for Him – Custom Gifts That Hit the Mark

Looking for something with a personal touch? Our personalised mugs for him allow you to create a unique gift that feels tailor-made. Whether it’s adding his name, a special message, or an inside joke only he’ll understand – you can design something that’s both thoughtful and funny.

Look at our Dad Mugs that are perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, anniversaries, or just to say “cheers, mate.”

Novelty Mugs UK – Unique, Quirky and Properly British

Forget mass-produced, generic designs. Our novelty mugs UK collection is packed with character. We’re talking about retro-style graphics, pub-inspired puns, bloke-themed quotes, and nods to everything from fishing and football to gaming and grilling.

Every design has been created with British humour in mind – the sort of humour that gets passed around the group chat and quoted at the pub.

It’s what makes our mugs brilliant gifts for men – whether they’re your dad, brother, best mate, or even yourself.

Gift Mugs for Men – Ideal for Father’s Day, Birthdays or Just Because

Shopping for blokes can be tough. But a funny mug? That’s a win every time. Our mugs are go-to gift ideas that tick all the boxes:

• Funny? Check.

• Useful? Absolutely.

• Personal? If you want it to be.

• Affordable? From just £10.

They make cracking gifts for Father’s Day, birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa swaps or just because you fancy a laugh over your morning brew.

And since all our mugs are standard 11oz sizes, they fit perfectly under any kettle or coffee machine – no faff, just function (with flair).

Why Blokes Love Mugs from Blokey

• Hilarious, rude, and novelty mug designs you won’t find anywhere else

• High-quality 11oz ceramic mugs – microwave and dishwasher safe

• Options to personalise for that extra special touch

• Designed and shipped from the UK – fast delivery, no delays

• Affordable prices starting at £10

Whether you’re after something funny, weird, or wonderfully rude, you’ll find a mug that fits the man – and makes his mornings just that little bit funnier.